2019-08-27 at 6:52 PM UTC
He's so enigmatic and knows so much about everything it seems like, he must have done some crazy things to get so much wisdom
2019-08-27 at 7:05 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The guy's OK in my books.
2019-08-27 at 7:07 PM UTC
He has some pretty cool avatars. The latest one looks like a generator I'm building.
2019-08-27 at 7:30 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
-SpectraL Diary Entry [December 24th, 1989]
Went to install carpet throughout a three bedroom condo. Walk in & every wall is smeared with excrement. Human shit all over walls, doors, windows, floors, cabinets, everywhere. Called company owner & he came down to have a look. Smell super strong makes our eyes water. Owner says rip old carpet out and try to install. Complained smell is super strong and not a sanitary situation. Owner calls property owner. Property owner needs unit done for start new year no excuses, will send cleaning crew. Cleaning crew arrives and leaves immediately. Boss requests take one for Gipper and try install anyways. Eyes watering and red and stinging after first two hours. Boss throws in and assists. Boss's eyes start stinging, too. Job aborted at third hour.
2019-08-27 at 7:44 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
He's been a preacher, a legit hacker, a security guard, and caught a 200lbs catfish with nothing but hiw b3ar hands, he's like paul bunnion but modern day, he only sleeps 2 hours a night and still manages to throw himself through the day, he's a legend.
2019-08-27 at 9:24 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
And I also wrestle bears.
2019-08-27 at 10:13 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
billheim tagronious is a 99th level wizard gladiator who can huff and puff strong enough gales of the dankest kush to blow a ceder shake roof clean off a house. He can bend alumimum with his mind and singlehandedly kept k-mart in business 10 years past its due just by mitigating the corporations losses.
In some circles he is known as "le chupacabra" which is french for "the chupacabra" and is known to lay down sick beats on the ribcages of his enemies. He resides in the shadows of the capital and is expected to outlive the country itself. He is by all accounts a bretty cool guy
2019-08-27 at 10:17 PM UTC
I wonder what they had to be on in order to smell their own shit that long to smear the whole place
2019-08-27 at 10:22 PM UTC
That's pretty horrific. Fermented urine + rotting fish also works wonders to ruin a building.