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Whats the oldest woman you guys would fuck?

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    How many of you would hit katey sagal?
  2. #2
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Who's that and idk probably like 40 but she better be fuckin smokin
  3. #3
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    90
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    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    There's no upper limit, it's all about the health and condition. Even if she is 9001 years old, if she looks and fucks like a 23 year old then I'm game.
  5. #5
    How do you fuck an old woman without breaking her pelvis?
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    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice How do you fuck an old woman without breaking her pelvis?

    Lasso her clit with your penis from afar
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    depends how much money they have. the oldest i've ever gone was 45 and she was an ex model several years back, she had a nice figure just a really old face and her hands looked a little cracked out. i like girls either older than me or a lot younger than me. younger girls like me because I'll totally dress up, tuck my shirt in, wear some whyte addidas dad shoes and put on glasses and pretend to be their daddy, older women like me because I'm kinda cute and they've already have kids and their overies are dead and they've been divorced and I remind them of the younger version of their ex husband.

    some peoples kids...

    gorls in my age range from 2 years difference tend to not like me, like they will ask me what I want to do with my lyfe and I'll tell them to have a Bill Krozbydog stand they can't stand it
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  8. #8
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I want to run a hot dog stand when I get to be a big boy!!
    Huuurrr
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I want to run a hot dog stand when I get to be a big boy!!
    Huuurrr

    Uh oh we got a wild lil chicken that I called an old hag two tonight's ago.

    Cry harder next time chicken
  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    How about Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies?
  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    100 million
  12. #12
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL How about Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies?

    yeah id hit your wife
  13. #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood 100 million

    I do x it post thia
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    G4LM African Astronaut
    Ninety is not a good way to ween off opiates but it is a good thing to do with it as it were
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