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Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?

  1. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Holy shit give me the map you poor motherfuckers lmao or pay like $10 and rent a server.
  2. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Minecraft Realms is only $8/mo for 10 slots

    https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/realms/
  3. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by G4LM Why is Fonaplats running this off his pc

    What happened to the old server?



    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Minecraft Realms is only $8/mo for 10 slots

    https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/realms/

    We need 30 slots
  4. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats We need 30 slots

    Are you going to rent a 24/7 server and add /home and /spawn and set "fire spread" to "false"?
  5. Technologist victim of incest
    This is beginning to sound a bit complicated.
  6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Would setting fire spread to false stop me burning down scrons wooden towers?
  7. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Obbe Are you going to rent a 24/7 server and add /home and /spawn and set "fire spread" to "false"?

    Imma get a butter server but I'm not turning the fire off.
    If you guys can't get along and not burn each others houses down then that's on you.
    I made my house out of rock.
    You put the lava filled warp drive in retard tower.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. I agree with fonaplats.

    First of all, we need at least 30 slots, and we may need to free will donate to fonaplats, whoever wants to, to make that go better.

    Next, turning off fire makes it less fun so don't do that. Like he said, either learn how to get along and not do that, or only do it when someone piss you off off bad or you get paranoid from a meth binge, which is understandable.

    I'll join in days or weeks
  9. G4LM African Astronaut
    You'll niggas gay
  10. The retard tower looked like the entrance of a vault from fallout and then I got too greedy on the side stairs and fancy railings and shit and it all fell apart

    That's just how Minecraft goes folks, sometimes you make some epic shit sometimes you fuck up and make garbage.
  11. Shit this is way better God dammit

  12. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    There is plenty of space.
    I am going to order a router and cable today and maybe try to speed up the server with more ram
  13. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    The Aqueduct Looks Sweet But idk how to lay the blocks right.
  14. i still need to place that damn enchant bench i think i might be retarded
  15. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Imma get a butter server but I'm not turning the fire off.
    If you guys can't get along and not burn each others houses down then that's on you.
    I made my house out of rock.
    You put the lava filled warp drive in retard tower.

    Thank you.

    I didn't do anything to your tower. I only suggested you turn off firespread because you were complaining that people burnt your tower down.
  16. Yeah it's mostly wood but not just a plank rectangule I tried to add some depth and split up the floors with non flammable materials
  17. post pics of retard tower
  18. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I'm going to try and make server better then work on building Bill Krozby's Battered Women's Shelter and the NIS Methadone Clinic.
  19. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Also, I might have accidentally activated my weaponized Hepatitis.
    It is only at 70% of the strength I want it at but right now it's outta control and I can't stop it.
    My liver hurts bad and it's eating away at my brain.
    Sorry if it takes me a whIle to do things.
    The amebas are eating my brain.
    I'm loosing cognitive abilities.
    I go to the doctor in 2 weeksish.
  20. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats We need 30 slots

    Unlimited slots with only RAM limits:

    https://www.meloncube.net/minecraft/order/
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