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World's greatest living programmer, John McAffee, hero, takes to waves to avoid CIA kidnap attemps

  1. #21
    Yeah, I was gonna say what juicebox said. Her shotgun is basically worthless besides if they decide to lock themselves inside the cabin and hold out, and his stubby little half rifle isn't going to be able to hit far out with hardly any accuracy (especially on a boat in the frickin ocean) unless he is an expert marksman, and even then "good luck". Actually it probably isn't much better or worse then her shotgun realistically.
  2. #22
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    If John McAffee has been taken in, that's because he wanted to be taken in. He has them exactly where he wants them.
  3. #23
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, I was gonna say what juicebox said. Her shotgun is basically worthless besides if they decide to lock themselves inside the cabin and hold out, and his stubby little half rifle isn't going to be able to hit far out with hardly any accuracy (especially on a boat in the frickin ocean) unless he is an expert marksman, and even then "good luck". Actually it probably isn't much better or worse then her shotgun realistically.

    It's probably a hydrogen gun.
  4. #24
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country It's probably a hydrogen gun.

    Yeah or a Zoracki full auto blank gun.
  5. #25
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This is funny as all hell..

  6. #26
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Anyone who doesn't see John Mcafee as the embodiment of the naive libertarian idealist is a low T cuck who uses norton like a complete fucking nonce who has never paid a belizian village girl to shit on his stomach through a hammock

    You have been visited by the anarcho-capitalist of fleeting fortune say GOOD LUCK MCAFEE or you will be audited next year

    GOOD LUCK MCAFEE
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  7. #27
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    GOOD LUCK MCAFEE
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Number13 He's wanted for murder lol that's why he's running
    That's why he WAS running

    There is no evidence he was involved in those murders besides that provided by the corrupt Belizean authorities.

    Besides, his neighbour deserved to be murdered for being such a general low-wattage cunt.
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  9. #29
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Worlds greatest thinker breaks the conditioning.

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1156545754879709184

    None of you are on his level.
  10. #30
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    GOOD LUCK MCAFEE
  11. #31
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    Wise words you should tatoo on your forehead.
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  12. #32
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Current location: Lithuania



    True citizen of the world.
  13. #33
    Octavian motherfucker
    You don't know shit about him other than a drug addled millionaire on the run from made up people.

    AUTISM
  14. #34
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING VIII: So the king who beheaded all those wives was perhaps a victim of workplace bullying edition. There is no evidence he was involved in those murders besides that provided by the corrupt Belizean authorities.

    Besides, his neighbour deserved to be murdered for being such a general low-wattage cunt.

    I'm not saying he did it, in fact because of his stature it's entirely likely that he didn't, but that is why he's on the run.
  15. #35
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by JĎ…icebox Not with a barrel that short unless he's done a lot of training, and if his boat is moving it's hopeless

    A short barrel is good on a boat where you have a small area to move around in. He's planning for close up encounters with what's in his hand, not to hit them a mile off. You got to account for the situation. On a boat a short barrel is ideal to just have by your side. It'd be hard to hit anything with range with the waves much less moving.
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  16. #36
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Didn't he get into a shootout with cops on Xanax once?

    Edit: here's the story

    https://gawker.com/john-mcafee-arrested-while-armed-and-high-as-hell-on-xa-1722563654

    "The shootout was nothing remarkable..." and "I don't think their hearts were truly in the shootout" lol
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  17. #37
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Solstice Didn't he get into a shootout with cops on Xanax once?

    Edit: here's the story

    https://gawker.com/john-mcafee-arrested-while-armed-and-high-as-hell-on-xa-1722563654

    Fucking gold
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  18. #38
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Number13 They'll just sink his boat lol
    Spooks don't give a shit and merc spooks even less.

    LOL..I was thinking the same thing. But I like listening to Mr Mccaw..he's a trip.
  19. #39
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Current location: Lithuania



    True citizen of the world.

    Lithuania? Is it safe there for him? Why not aim for Switzerland?
  20. #40
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    fuck that nigga,, he fucked with my laptop for months after I dropped his antivirus and ignored his harassing messages popping up all over my screen at all times
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