2019-08-23 at 1:04 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
at a sushi place downtown, i actually applied two month or ago or so and the gont told me my interview will be to work for a few hours (a lot of places do this in austin which is kind of bullshit, but in a way I understand because of the high turnover rate) and we'll see if he hires me but no matter what he'll let me order whatever I want off the menu. And everything was going well for the most part they had me being a server assistant and doing the charlie work which I don't mind. Its a really high traffick place and kind of intimidating and I was really hungover and shaking so I drank a couple of brews before going in to stop the curse, but it wasn't working because I was that much of an abuser. The owner some bald faggot came in and was staring me down and just generally being a dick to me. Anyways I was told to clear this one table and I was shaking so bad but only one glass fell and shattered every where and I just immediately went for a broom to clean it up and the owner was like "wtf did you do?" and they made an even bigger scene, it was super embarrassing, but I was trying to play it cool and I told the chick that I liked there yeah.. Im probably fired before even getting hired.. " and she was like no you aren't you're fine.
Eventually the gont told me to pick out a meal so i ordered some saki and sushi, and I already knew what was going to happen. the gont was like "doug this isn't about the glass" and I almost wanted to say "then why are you fucking mentioning it?"
he said if I ever see them post on poachedjobs to apply again so I just text the gont the other night saying hey are you still going to give me that second chance like you promised?! and so when I was at work yesterday he text me asking me if I could come in and I didn't respond I ent up getting high with my neighbor last night and called the gont back and told him I look pretty gnarly and I reek but I'll come in and hash things out with you.
So now I'm going to fill in on my days off as a sushi apprentice, I'm already an oyster shucker so It shouldn't be too difficult. Whats cool about it is they have a lot of saki and really athentic kawaii japense bitches.
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2019-08-23 at 1:05 PM UTC
I didn't finish reading it all. It wasn't interesting enuff.
2019-08-23 at 1:07 PM UTC
My god, if it wasn't already risky enough eating raw fish...
2019-08-23 at 3:44 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
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2019-08-23 at 4:05 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
whenever I go I order smoked eel which they call "woonaki" or something which is how I watched someome pronounce it so I assume thats eel in japanese
good for you n your jerb
2019-08-23 at 4:17 PM UTC
What kind of idiot hires someone who openly admits that they're going to show up to the interview looking like shit and stinking? You already look and probably come across as a degenerate rapist, the least you can do is try to spruce up your appearance and practice basic hygiene in hopes of compensating for at least some of your natural scuminess.
2019-08-23 at 4:51 PM UTC
not for long.
the economy will prolapse soon.
