How to get a stray kitten to shit in the litter box?

1. 2019-08-22 at 10:27 PM UTC

   #1
   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   So my okaasan rescued a little stray kitty that looks to be about no more than two or three weeks old.
   She won't eat the meat I put in a bowl, I have to use a syringe to give her water and she shits and pisses on the floor.
   How can I get her to eat food and shit in a litter box?
2. 2019-08-22 at 10:30 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   put them in a small room like a bathroom overnight with the litter box they will usually figure out its the comfiest place to poop. If they don't go there it's localized to a small area so easy to clean
   
   thats always worked for me and I have owned like 30 cats :3
3. 2019-08-22 at 10:45 PM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood thats always worked for me and I have owned like 30 cats :3

   
   jesus
   hows that toxoplasmosis working out for ya?
4. 2019-08-22 at 10:58 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I have no idea. I'm too scared to look it up because I know I have it and I don't think there's anything I can do about it
   
   If i die because I loved animals too much I think that will be okay
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5. 2019-08-22 at 11:03 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   google is your friend you ree reee. to get a cat to eat thats new to your place that wont eat you rub bacon grease on its paws and it will lick it off and then start eating its food.
   
   cats like granules to shit and piss in so their naturally attracted to a litter box.. thats why they do it, its not something you need to train them to do..
   
   you sound like you're abusing your cat.. that would be a lot of shots forced down its gullet to give it proper nutrition.. again another idiot that doesn't know how to care for its pets.
6. 2019-08-22 at 11:07 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Strays can be retarded, I have saved a few and they can be slow learners because they had no mama or siblings around them which seriously stunts the emotional development of the kitten
   
   My mama cats used to grab them by the neck and drop them in the litter box until they realized it was important to go there
7. 2019-08-22 at 11:10 PM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   when they shit you rub their nose in it, give them a little smack, shout at them so its clear you're angry then throw the cat into the litter box and throw the turds in there too. they'll usually get the message pretty quick after that. cats are pretty clean when it comes to toilet anyway so most want to do it where they can bury it. most will get the message just from showing you're angry, picking the shit up and tossing it into the litter box but letting them see you doing it. obviously the first time they do use it you praise them and continue to show anger when they don't.
   
   
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8. 2019-08-22 at 11:12 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lock the cat in the shit box. i guarantee it wont shit anywhere else.
9. 2019-08-22 at 11:16 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Narc when they shit you rub their nose in it, give them a little smack, shout at them so its clear you're angry then throw the cat into the litter box and throw the turds in there too. they'll usually get the message pretty quick after that. cats are pretty clean when it comes to toilet anyway so most want to do it where they can bury it. most will get the message just from showing you're angry, picking the shit up and tossing it into the litter box but letting them see you doing it. obviously the first time they do use it you praise them and continue to show anger when they don't.

   
   cats are stupid sociopathic loving fluffballs they don't respond well to violence.
   
   They are good at understanding yelling like when they aren't supposed to be on counters or scratch things.
   
   Cats believe humans are living Gods
10. 2019-08-22 at 11:18 PM UTC

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    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Put it in the box and gently use its paws to make digging motions in the sand, they have instincts that take over from there.
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11. 2019-08-22 at 11:19 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    put LSD in their water and communicate to them through telepathy
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12. 2019-08-22 at 11:20 PM UTC

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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Cats believe humans are living Gods

    
    I am
13. 2019-08-22 at 11:21 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You are one of the few people who understands the importance of living forever and that God wants us to become immortal
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14. 2019-08-22 at 11:54 PM UTC

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    Admin African Astronaut
    Eat the shit.
15. 2019-08-22 at 11:58 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You are one of the few people who understands the importance of living forever and that God wants us to become immortal

    
    You don't need to become immortal.. you simply are, and always have been.
16. 2019-08-23 at 12:09 AM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood cats are stupid sociopathic loving fluffballs they don't respond well to violence.
    
    They are good at understanding yelling like when they aren't supposed to be on counters or scratch things.
    
    Cats believe humans are living Gods

    
    they not stupid, just lack the advanced intelligence that we have. most are actually smarter than bennt vader.
    
    and i didn't mean violence, just a little smack on the nose. cat parents do this to teach their kittens right from wrong as well, they understand it in the cat world. it doesn't harm them and its not something you should be doing in any other circumstances unless its something for their own safety. like if they were going to do something that would burn their nose, for instance sniffing at a naked flame or something very hot.
    
    
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17. 2019-08-23 at 12:40 AM UTC

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    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    I slapp my cats' rumps whenever they're being lil shitheads, like right on the side near their tail.
18. 2019-08-23 at 12:43 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke I slapp my cats' rumps whenever they're being lil shitheads, like right on the side near their tail.

    
    kinda weird you had to put that disclaimer..
19. 2019-08-23 at 12:45 AM UTC

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    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby kinda weird you had to put that disclaimer..

    
    You do not understand what a disclaimer is.
20. 2019-08-23 at 1:15 AM UTC

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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    SHE JUST POOED IN THE LITTER BOX!!!111
    
    She was in the livingroom and started pissing so I picked her up and she was pissing in the air, so I cleaned up her pissu and then she walked towards the fireplace about to take a shit and I was like "nuh uh" so I ran to the litter box and she started doing that thing with her hands like she was digging in the dirt and then I heard a squirty poo poo sound and she shat in the litter!
    Now hopefully she knows that's where you shit.
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