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Who is the greatest drug dealer on here?

  1. #1
    yeah
  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    your mother
  3. #3
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Go lick grammys balls.
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  4. #4
    RestStop Space Nigga
    *coughs* Ahem
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  5. #5
    Box Wine Houston
    That would probably be ghost, and I don't mean scron either
  6. #6
    Back on DH it was RXbaby. She worked at a pharmacy.
  7. #7
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Did she fill your Viagra prescription for you?
  8. #8
    Originally posted by stl1 Did she fill your Viagra prescription for you?

    Clearly you never saw her numerous nudes...no Viagra needed.
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  9. #9
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    that would be the one that nobody knoew was a drug dealer


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  10. #10
    HTS highlight reel
    Lanny works for the CIA, so him probably. Lanny put crack in the hood.
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  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i'm the worst drug dealer here, I gave people amazing deals like $40 quarters of quality indoor, I would sell dubs, take change, barter, take stolen goods. I'm paranoid about herpes so I don't like sharing joints, I roll two joints and give you one to test it.

    My ounces were 30 grams. In the end everyone took my kindness for weakness and tried to fuck me over

    I might have been the worst dealer but I had the last laugh

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  12. #12
    whoa
  13. #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    One time I was working at a pet store and this girl approached me and said she liked animals and asked what im doing after work, I got her drunk and we fucked but she had a boyfriend and kept coming to see me

    she moved in with me eventually and then I started selling weed to her ex boyfriend and I was ripping him off on purpose just to see if he would do anything. Also he was an 'out bisexual' so yeah.... beta male lol I stole his girlfriend with zero effort

    Small towns are weird
  14. #14
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood One time I was working at a pet store and this girl approached me and said she liked animals and asked what im doing after work, I got her drunk and we fucked but she had a boyfriend and kept coming to see me

    she moved in with me eventually and then I started selling weed to her ex boyfriend and I was ripping him off on purpose just to see if he would do anything. Also he was an 'out bisexual' so yeah…. beta male lol I stole his girlfriend with zero effort

    Small towns are weird

    you are at the very least bisexual
  15. #15
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i don't like penis though just normal vanilla sex like missionary in the consensual position with a girl dressed in cow print that moos when i squeeze her tits really hard
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  16. #16
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i don't like penis though just normal vanilla sex like missionary in the consensual position with a girl dressed in cow print that moos when i squeeze her tits really hard

    a penis is not a dealbreaker for you, as it is for heterosexual people. It's ok, just pretending youre straight it kinda cringey
  17. #17
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I will gladly spend the rest of my life awkwardly avoiding her penis and pretending its not there just like she does. I was also there when she got her balls chopped up its like shes growing up and becoming a woman right before my eyes *wipes away a tear*

    Traps are hawt its like being with a girl going through puberty wink wink
  18. #18
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I will gladly spend the rest of my life awkwardly avoiding her penis and pretending its not there just like she does.

    That's actually kinda sweet

  19. #19
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    That's actually kinda sweet
  20. #20
    Anyone who would admit that they are, aren't.
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