i'm the worst drug dealer here, I gave people amazing deals like $40 quarters of quality indoor, I would sell dubs, take change, barter, take stolen goods. I'm paranoid about herpes so I don't like sharing joints, I roll two joints and give you one to test it.
My ounces were 30 grams. In the end everyone took my kindness for weakness and tried to fuck me over
I might have been the worst dealer but I had the last laugh
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One time I was working at a pet store and this girl approached me and said she liked animals and asked what im doing after work, I got her drunk and we fucked but she had a boyfriend and kept coming to see me
she moved in with me eventually and then I started selling weed to her ex boyfriend and I was ripping him off on purpose just to see if he would do anything. Also he was an 'out bisexual' so yeah.... beta male lol I stole his girlfriend with zero effort
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
One time I was working at a pet store and this girl approached me and said she liked animals and asked what im doing after work, I got her drunk and we fucked but she had a boyfriend and kept coming to see me
she moved in with me eventually and then I started selling weed to her ex boyfriend and I was ripping him off on purpose just to see if he would do anything. Also he was an 'out bisexual' so yeah…. beta male lol I stole his girlfriend with zero effort
i don't like penis though just normal vanilla sex like missionary in the consensual position with a girl dressed in cow print that moos when i squeeze her tits really hard
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
i don't like penis though just normal vanilla sex like missionary in the consensual position with a girl dressed in cow print that moos when i squeeze her tits really hard
a penis is not a dealbreaker for you, as it is for heterosexual people. It's ok, just pretending youre straight it kinda cringey
I will gladly spend the rest of my life awkwardly avoiding her penis and pretending its not there just like she does. I was also there when she got her balls chopped up its like shes growing up and becoming a woman right before my eyes *wipes away a tear*
Traps are hawt its like being with a girl going through puberty wink wink
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I will gladly spend the rest of my life awkwardly avoiding her penis and pretending its not there just like she does.