Greenlanders demand democracy, US intervention against evil Danish dictator

1. 2019-08-21 at 6:09 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Senator Marco Rubio himself traveled to the troubled island to hand out blankets and American flags to those affected by the Danish release of the zombie virus. After leading a rally against Denmark, Rubio spoke to reporters with tears streaming down his face.
   
   “I have never seen a people which craves freedom like these people crave freedom. Freedom oozes from the pores of Greenlanders. The Danish Queen has left them for dead, as they fight off zombies that she released upon them. Mr. President, look at these people,” the Senator said, pointing to a group of small children in colorful native dress.
   
   “The time to act was yesterday,” Rubio said. “Democracy must be restored, and the people of Greenland must have a say in how their country is run.”

   https://dailystormer.name/brutal-dictator-of-denmark-releases-zombie-virus-against-greenlanders/
   
   It's about time the west acted.
2. 2019-08-21 at 6:23 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]