I got catfished

1. 2019-08-21 at 12:36 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   friday night I was high as shit as I don't normally smoke weed these days but got some to help me sleep and I was on tinder and the tinder app is pretty buggy on my phone and I couldn't swipe to view the girls other pictures but she looked pretty so I just gave her my number and sent several picture of me in my underwear to her and she was going on about how I have a nice package and wants it in her mouth and I was really horny and higher than giraffe pussaay, anyways I tell her about my job and she tells me she loves oysters as Im the guy that does they oyster bar grilling oysters and making shrimp cocktails and i was like yeah you should come in sometime and we can have lunch together. Totally forgot all of this by the next day. today this fat plumper bitch comes in and is like "hey doug" and I'm like "who are you?" trying to be really nice but really confused and she tells me.. and I look back into my memory and remember her.. except she looks really fat and not average size like in her pictures.
   
   She's hanging her huge utters on the counter talking to me and my boss and the dude I work with are just like standing like 10 feet away just staring at me and my boss says to take a break and both of our lunches are on him so I did because what else could I do?
   The rest of the shift my co-worker was calling me a fag and that I probably exclusively date fat chicks and telling me to go get some pussy. And everyone else in the resteraunt that works there were asking me who she was . it was pretty embarassing
2. 2019-08-21 at 12:39 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   (Yawn)
3. 2019-08-21 at 12:45 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   That sucks dude, that used to happen to me a lot when I was younger.
   
   
4. 2019-08-21 at 1:08 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by WellHung (Yawn)

   
   thats really rich coming from a guy who always makes one liner post about other niggas and says folks.. , gonts?
5. 2019-08-21 at 1:16 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   folx*
6. 2019-08-21 at 1:19 AM UTC

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   blaster master victim of incest
7. 2019-08-21 at 1:21 AM UTC

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   🐿 African Astronaut
   Your boss seems nice though.
8. 2019-08-21 at 1:23 AM UTC

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   blaster master victim of incest
9. 2019-08-21 at 1:23 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That sucks dude, that used to happen to me a lot when I was younger.
   
   

   
   I mean she's a fatty but probably would still bang based on aesthetic face.
10. 2019-08-21 at 1:48 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by 🐿 Your boss seems nice though.

    
    he's cool sometimes other times he yells at me about stuff that I have no control over or I was busy doing something else.
11. 2019-08-21 at 1:51 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by blaster master More like he knew exactly what was happening and wanted to make kr0z stew in it

    
    pretty much this, when I went to meet him to get my job back a month ago he straight up called me an alcoholic and how I screwed him in front of a bunch of people, he's really into the theatrics I still talk to people that I worked with the first time around back in october and their like yeah jp is a fucking cunt
    
    he uses his size to intimdate you he's like six and a half feet tall and really fat and talks like a coon ass thug, thats why he tripped out that I had the balls to call back and ask for my job back after I literally just walked out because I know he isn't shit and people dont like him, so I just kept saying "right... right.. right.." while staring at him
    
    he even called my dad when I quit and got my dad to chew me out saying "the guy cares about you Doug!" and I was like no he doesn't he was just trying to get up my ass because I didn't want to deal with them