Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror/selfie and think

1. 2019-08-20 at 9:10 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   God damn that’s one fine specimen of a man, what are all these ladies missing out on?
2. 2019-08-20 at 12:12 PM UTC

   #2
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   No because the ladies didn't miss out.
   
   These days though I look in the mirror and think, god damn, what happened motherfinger?
3. 2019-08-20 at 12:32 PM UTC

   #3
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Right said fred
4. 2019-08-20 at 12:59 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   i need to lose a few pounds
5. 2019-08-20 at 1:03 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls i need to lose a few pounds

   
   Don't worry, you'll lose muscle mass naturally with age.
6. 2019-08-20 at 2:06 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   You're all single lmao
7. 2019-08-20 at 2:07 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You're all single lmao

   
   You're having sex with a man...
8. 2019-08-20 at 2:10 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Not true but you tell yourself whatever makes you feel better being forever alone
9. 2019-08-20 at 2:11 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Not true but you tell yourself whatever makes you feel better being forever alone

   
   Oh he dumped you?
10. 2019-08-20 at 2:13 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't get along with those from the male gender. Every guy on here hates me but I'm friends with all the ladies
    
    I don't even have any male friends. I'm the only man in my life
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    • CandyRein
11. 2019-08-20 at 2:14 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't worry, you'll lose muscle mass naturally with age.

    
    how many push-ups can you do?
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    • tee hee hee
12. 2019-08-20 at 2:14 PM UTC

    #12
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls how many push-ups can you do?

    
    All of them.
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    • CandyRein
13. 2019-08-20 at 2:14 PM UTC

    #13
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't get along with those from the male gender. Every guy on here hates me but I'm friends with all the ladies
    
    I don't even have any male friends. I'm the only man in my life

    
    That's typical of most homosexuals.
14. 2019-08-20 at 2:16 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    But how do they meet guys then
15. 2019-08-20 at 2:16 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All of them.

    
    let’s see those triceps big boy
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    • tee hee hee
16. 2019-08-20 at 2:22 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls let’s see those triceps big boy

    
    First my leg, now my arms...what next?
    
    Will your arms and legs look so good when you are over 50...I think not!
    
    
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    • CandyRein, 
    • DontTellEm
17. 2019-08-20 at 2:36 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood But how do they meet guys then

    
    Gay bars I expect or filthy online interactions
18. 2019-08-20 at 4:09 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Gay bars I expect or filthy online interactions

    
    i’m in a gay bar right now playing bingo and i have no idea what i’m doing
19. 2019-08-20 at 4:10 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson First my leg, now my arms…what next?
    
    Will your arms and legs look so good when you are over 50…I think not!
    
    

    
    for 6’4 fair enough
20. 2019-08-20 at 4:10 PM UTC

    #20
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls i’m in a gay bar right now playing bingo and i have no idea what i’m doing

    
    Ask a patron to "mark your card" for you.