What kinda tricks should I teach my dog?

1. 2019-08-18 at 8:25 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I wanna teach him how to attack but I kinda wanna wait for Chell to help with that part.
2. 2019-08-18 at 8:27 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   You should teach him how to behave first.
   
   Oh, and NEVER EVER hit your dog, I mean EVER. You have to get him to trust you.
3. 2019-08-18 at 8:28 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   ^ boner trying to look smart again
4. 2019-08-18 at 8:29 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Grylls ^ boner trying to look smart again

   
   I have had dogs and read up on how to raise a them. I had a pit that would kill you if I snapped my finger.
5. 2019-08-18 at 8:30 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I kinda feel bad cuz I tried to introduce him to my other dogs but he just wound up getting face fucked and barked at.
6. 2019-08-18 at 8:31 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I kinda feel bad cuz I tried to introduce him to my other dogs but he just wound up getting face fucked and barked at.

   
   lol you got a fagget dog
7. 2019-08-18 at 8:34 PM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   teach him how to walk into a pet store, buy a cat, bring him home and then leave your house so you can live peacefully with your feline tomodachi
8. 2019-08-18 at 8:35 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Grylls lol you got a fagget dog

   
   I'd bet the dog already humped his leg.
9. 2019-08-18 at 9:05 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   all dogs are gay.. but you should teach urs not to chew walls.
   
   and dipshit is right never hit him but never let him win a dominance battle with you or he will always think he is the boss.
   you gotta get him on his back and a hand on his neck and growl at him till he submits then give him lovins and tell him how good he is for being ur bitch
10. 2019-08-18 at 9:07 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Teach your dog to put up his paws when you do pistol fingers. Then when you say 'pang' he should play dead.
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11. 2019-08-18 at 9:08 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    teach it to not be such a fagget
12. 2019-08-18 at 9:31 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I wanna teach him how to attack but I kinda wanna wait for Chell to help with that part.

    
    teach him how to sniff for women who had just menstruated.
13. 2019-08-18 at 9:40 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I saw his pic, he's definitely a panty sniffer and a shit eater along with bein a pink crayon suckin Faggot
14. 2019-08-19 at 4:20 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Teach it to sick your dick
15. 2019-08-19 at 4:43 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I opened this thread to say teach it to prevent its owner from becoming a serial killer but I see youre already considering training it to attack random people
16. 2019-08-19 at 4:45 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    train it to attack specific people
17. 2019-08-19 at 4:55 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Teach him how to runaway