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Discuss the last time you got laid good

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I mean a random encounter or someone who you fuked for the first time like you met out and about in a cafe or a bar or something. And for better yet discuss the time she took you to her place instead of you inviting her or her inviting herself to yours.
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    FAIL
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  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    when i saw your mom last
  4. #4
    Technologist victim of incest
    Yes, yes, everyone tell the pedo about your sex stories, so he can spank his monkeyđŸ”
  5. #5
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well it was about 7 years ago,, she wanted to get pregnant and I cant make baby's so I said sure lets make a baby,, so she went to fuckin and suckin,, I told her get it hard and you can ride it so after about 6 weeksof fuckin 10 times a day she starts getting pissed she isnt preggers and shit went downhill after that mainly dew to lak of funds and her jealousy of me needing to work to support our fucking,, she said she didnt want me to work just stay home and fuck but a man has to eat so I called her granny to come get her
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Technologist Yes, yes, everyone tell the pedo about your sex stories, so he can spank his monkeyđŸ”

    i was molested by my 16 year old babysitter when I was 9

    spank away
  7. #7
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    poor feller,, I'm trying to feel bad for you How old was he?
  8. #8
    Technologist victim of incest
    Spankity, spank spankđŸ”
  9. #9
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Well I wrote this post becsuse since being baxk in Poland I wa rminiscing about the actual times I got laid and most of those times were with foreign women one of which was way older than me. I never got her age but she must have been like 55. Ut she made made out with me inside a bar and almost like attacked me after inapproached her and her mal and female friends were fone for like one minute than we were fone in that window.
  10. #10
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Here is a pic of her she is on lower left:
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    i like weed.
  12. #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    She was visiting from spain. She also stroked me at one point hard like she didnt want to stop storking me even after i felt weird or uncomfortsble like she smiled and wss like nooo im not sropping.
  13. #13
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Wariat She was visiting from spain. She also stroked me at one point hard like she didnt want to stop storking me even after i felt weird or uncomfortsble like she smiled and wss like nooo im not sropping.

    Isn’t that from your other thread?

    What a load of BS. It’s not like you can’t push her hand away and pull up your pants.
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  14. #14
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    it woulda been a better story if it had been the 2 on the right jerkin you off tho
  15. #15
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    so you fucked the one girl that isn't white smh
  16. #16
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Also, we were fuking on side of this building because she didnt want to take me to her hotel as her boyfriend or whom I thought was and she alluded to it but some guy kept yelling at us from the window to stop or we wer eloud wnd her pussy felt so good it was like rubber stuck to my dick.
  17. #17
    The priest gave me some lemonade and next thing I knew I was waking up in a bush at the local park.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Wariat her pussy felt so good it was like rubber stuck to my dick.

    so basically it was dry as fuck lol
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  19. #19
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Technologist Isn’t that from your other thread?

    What a load of BS. It’s not like you can’t push her hand away and pull up your pants.

    No the thing was her hand was grabbing my cock around or wrapped wround it so the more i tried to oush her hand away the harder she stroked.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Wariat No the thing was her hand was grabbing my cock around or wrapped wround it so the more i tried to oush her hand away the harder she stroked.

    She was Polish wasn't she?
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