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I just ate a chicken salad sammich out of a vending machine and I paid too much for it.

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I inserted a 5 dollar then selected the sammich so I didn't know it cost 2.75 until after I got it.
    I ate it.
    It was food.
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I see a puke in your immediate future.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    real girlfriends make lunch for their men to take to work
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  4. #4
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls real girlfriends make lunch for their men to take to work

    Or bring it to them.
  5. #5
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Chicken in a vending machine...
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  6. #6
    G African Astronaut
    I predict a future Fona thread "I just turned on a light !"

    WTF son.
  7. #7
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls real girlfriends make lunch for their men to take to work

    Damn right they do
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    you should of made a lunch to put in your adult lunch box
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I packed a lunch for my girl one time. I slipped her dildo in there for a laugh. She didn't laugh and I wasn't able to make her lunch again, mission accomplished.
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  10. #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i hope thats a true story
  11. #11
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls i hope thats a true story

    True story! I think it was the beginning of the end. I am glad I did it.
  12. #12
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun True story! I think it was the beginning of the end. I am glad I did it.

    Was tuna on the menu? She's probably mad you made her dildo smell like Tuna
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Grylls real girlfriends make lunch for their men to take to work

    Real men don't trust a woman to handle their food.
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Solstice Real men don't trust a woman to handle their food.



    Originally posted by Solstice Real men don't trust a woman to handle their food.



    Originally posted by Solstice Real men don't trust a woman to handle their food.



    Originally posted by Solstice Real men don't trust a woman to handle their food.

    Why?
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Why?

  16. #16
    Admin African Astronaut
    You should make a healthy lunch that consists of lean sources of protein, whole grains, and lots of produce. Preferably organic and unpaid for. Then you can save your money for cash accounts.
  17. #17
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Scorsese's the man.

    Great film. It's amazing how much weight Deniro gained for that film.

    I havn't seen it in years.. I thought his wife had blonde hair
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