Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Hello everybody. Hope you all are doing well today.
My day... has been kinda shitty (dog shitty) With shit everywhere. Woke up to piss soaked carpet squishing between my toes. Then I seen my lunchbox on the floor. It doesn't go on the floor. Next I seen what had been a bag holding my choco-chip cookies for work and it was shredded and emptied. then... I found last nights dished. Also on the floor... but at least they have been licked clean now. There is foam and shit everywhere. I dunno what is chewed up and what is not. Shell is harping about garage sales and how we "neva goin git der" if I dont stop posting on NIS and go git ready. Me kinda thinks it be better to go get car insurance but if my baby wants to go buy used scented candles at some old fucks garage so be it. I got to go get ready right now.
whenever I introduce myself to the mexicans at work they don't understand my name.. so I have to tell them "you know like michael douglas?" and their like "oooh michael doooglass!"
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