Donald Trump: "The US should buy Greenland"

1. 2019-08-16 at 12:11 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why buy it when the US could just take it…could be the next illegal immigrant holding area.

   
   A better option would be ICEland
2. 2019-08-16 at 12:15 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Yes, those that qualify could then be moved to the renamed GREENcardLAND
3. 2019-08-16 at 12:25 PM UTC

   #23
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby k..
   
   

   
   Dude your legs don't even look like they have muscles. You look atrophied, Son. For Heaven's Sake, go lift some weights.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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4. 2019-08-16 at 1:07 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My sister is a worthless cunt and dated a guy from iceland over text message so that he would fly her there and show her around and then she dumped him
5. 2019-08-16 at 1:42 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Dude your legs don't even look like they have muscles. You look atrophied, Son. For Heaven's Sake, go lift some weights.

   
   He is generally a weak cuck. He tries to steal some negress's phone at KFC and got his ass knocked down.
6. 2019-08-16 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #26
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by gadzooks Hey, no rebuttal from me.
   
   Except for some of the densely populated border towns and so on… Vancouver, Calgary, Winnipeg, Regina, Toronto, Montreal.
   
   But, overall, Canada is basically just an enormous portion of unpopulated land.

   
   Canada has the most lakes and rivers than any other country.
7. 2019-08-16 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Rivers are basically just roads that ducks live on.
8. 2019-08-16 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #28
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Canada has the most lakes and rivers than any other country.

   
   Improper sentence.
9. 2019-08-16 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #29
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Foreign Minister of Greenland says “We are open for business, but not for sale.”
   
   
   https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-greenland/not-for-sale-danish-mps-ridicule-idea-of-trump-buying-greenland-idUSKCN1V60AQ

   
   that means they're a whore haus.
10. 2019-08-16 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    The US should just take Greenland over. What the fuck would Denmark do about it?
11. 2019-08-16 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #31
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Dude your legs don't even look like they have muscles. You look atrophied, Son. For Heaven's Sake, go lift some weights.

    
    if you've seen his other photo you'll know where all the nutriens went.
12. 2019-08-16 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Iceland was named that to confuse others.
    
    It's still cold as fuck but most of the time it's about the temp as San Francisco is when it's foggy. About 57 degrees year round near the warmsprings.
    
    and the springs are full of people year round. it's suppose to be really nice.
    
    
    They switched names with greenland to confuse the Norwegians or some shit.
13. 2019-08-16 at 4:45 PM UTC

    #33
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country The US should just take Greenland over. What the fuck would Denmark do about it?

    
    Because we're not a bunch of bullies. We prefer to utilize diplomacy.
14. 2019-08-16 at 4:45 PM UTC

    #34
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Iceland was named that to confuse others.
    
    It's still cold as fuck but most of the time it's about the temp as San Francisco is when it's foggy. About 57 degrees year round near the warmsprings.
    
    and the springs are full of people year round. it's suppose to be really nice.
    
    
    They switched names with greenland to confuse the Norwegians or some shit.

    
    Ur a nigger lover.
15. 2019-08-16 at 4:54 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Ur a nigger lover.

    
    Well no. But I have been with women of all color skin tones. But I would never hook up with a female version of you since you're the real nigger around here.
16. 2019-08-16 at 4:56 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I was looking around Iceland last week on my VR google Earth...Virtually walking down the roads and checking out the homes..which are pretty shack-like, still amazing views they have. I'll put it on my list of places to buy property when I make my first 100 million.
17. 2019-08-16 at 5:02 PM UTC

    #37
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by WellHung Improper sentence.

    
    Canada has more lakes and rivers than any other country.
18. 2019-08-16 at 5:03 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Canada has more lakes and rivers than any other country.

    
    Fancy lads too.
19. 2019-08-16 at 5:15 PM UTC

    #39
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country The US should just take Greenland over. What the fuck would Denmark do about it?

    
    Cry
20. 2019-08-16 at 5:32 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Iceland has eugenics inplemented and will spread to other countries. Every baby with down syndrome was aborted last year.