Donald Trump: "The US should buy Greenland"

1. 2019-08-16 at 2:15 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1042966
   
   Hopefully this isn't a precursor to the North American Union
2. 2019-08-16 at 2:26 AM UTC

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   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
   Damn, I mean, why not? In this day and age it would only make sense.
3. 2019-08-16 at 5:34 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Makes more sense than fucking Denmark owning it.
4. 2019-08-16 at 5:38 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Greenland is a desolate wasteland.
   
   It could be improved upon, of course, and rendered more hospitable.
   
   But I'll just say that I ain't exactly itching to migrate there.
5. 2019-08-16 at 5:54 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by gadzooks Canadia is a desolate wasteland.
   
   It could be improved upon, of course, and rendered more hospitable.
   
   But I'll just say that I ain't exactly itching to migrate there.

   
   There
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks, 
   • Number13
6. 2019-08-16 at 5:57 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country There

   
   Hey, no rebuttal from me.
   
   Except for some of the densely populated border towns and so on... Vancouver, Calgary, Winnipeg, Regina, Toronto, Montreal.
   
   But, overall, Canada is basically just an enormous portion of unpopulated land.
7. 2019-08-16 at 6 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   k..
   
   
8. 2019-08-16 at 6:56 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   Nobody wants to see your frumpy homosexual pictures you ugly attention whore
9. 2019-08-16 at 6:57 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Greenland would make a great secret pedophile island.
10. 2019-08-16 at 6:58 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I had to look up how to spell Greenland twice to make my last post.
    Then I had to fact check to make sure it was an island.
    The lengths I go to to make sure I am bringing you the most accurate quality content...
11. 2019-08-16 at 7 AM UTC

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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I had to look up how to spell Greenland twice to make my last post.
    Then I had to fact check to make sure it was an island.
    The lengths I go to to make sure I am bringing you the most accurate quality content…

    
    American education right here folks
12. 2019-08-16 at 7:03 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal American education right here folks

    
    I'm giving you my heart, please don't break it ... You can have it when you understand that all that matters is right here ..... don't fuck it up, don't wanna miss it.
13. 2019-08-16 at 7:15 AM UTC

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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I'm giving you my heart, please don't break it … You can have it when you understand that all that matters is right here ….. don't fuck it up, don't wanna miss it.

    
    Are you a totse2001 alt?
14. 2019-08-16 at 10:52 AM UTC

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    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Really doubt Greenland wants to be part of the US.
15. 2019-08-16 at 11:26 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks Greenland is a desolate wasteland.
    
    It could be improved upon, of course, and rendered more hospitable.
    
    But I'll just say that I ain't exactly itching to migrate there.

    
    But it's an extremely valuable resource.
16. 2019-08-16 at 11:26 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Really doubt Greenland wants to be part of the US.

    
    I really doubt NIS wants rear naked Joe to be a part of it .
17. 2019-08-16 at 11:28 AM UTC

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    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung I really doubt NIS wants rear naked Joe to be a part of it .

    
    That's the singular reason why I continue to stay.
18. 2019-08-16 at 11:53 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Foreign Minister of Greenland says “We are open for business, but not for sale.”
    
    
    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-greenland/not-for-sale-danish-mps-ridicule-idea-of-trump-buying-greenland-idUSKCN1V60AQ
19. 2019-08-16 at 11:55 AM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Why buy it when the US could just take it...could be the next illegal immigrant holding area.
20. 2019-08-16 at 12:05 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i got iceland and greenland up in this