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Males and dogs , females and cats

  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just another thing I'm thinking about late tonight.

    Males and dogs TEND to go hand in hand. Mans best friend. But does it change when the dog is a girl or a boy? Do make dog owners act different toward a boy dog or girl dog?

    Cats and dogs are pretty funny in that regard in that ultimately if you xant see and dont know, you generally xant tell what sex they are just by looking.

    I can kiss the cutest little girl or boy lab and the gender never even crosses me moind.
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  2. #2
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A dog can't be a man's best friend if it's female.
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    U have so much love to give, young man. Your heart is practically bursting at the seams.
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL A dog can't be a man's best friend if it's female.

    I guess you've never heard of the little old duo known as fucking LASSIE AND TIMMY.
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  5. #5
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I guess you've never heard of the little old duo known as fucking LASSIE AND TIMMY.

    Timmy is not a man.
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Timmy is not a man.

    Technically. But Lassie made a man out of him.

    But also you're right. Timmy was a faggot bitch who couldn't handle the pressure of working with THEE LASSIE so he quit like a CUCK. Lassie wanted to be his best friend but Timmy just wasnt able to.

    As the Lassie 1964 season approached, Jon Provost was a fourteen-year-old with his contract up for a three-year renewal. Provost however did not look forward to playing Timmy Martin until the age of seventeen, describing the role as a "vacuum" and stating,

    "The character wasn't changing. If they had let him grow up a little, maybe I would have wanted to stay on. I knew that I wasn't going to sign up for another three years, and my parents were behind me all the way."[1]
  7. #7
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And then there was Old Yeller.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by -SpectraL A dog can't be a man's best friend if it's female.

    friends dont necessarily have to put their penises in your asshole,
  9. #9
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny friends dont necessarily have to put their penises in your asshole,

    Knot
  10. #10
    Originally posted by mmQ Technically. But Lassie made a man out of him.

    Timmy grew up to be a transgender SJW
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