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  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Good morning everyone.
    I hope everyone is having a good morning.
    That is why I said good morning.

    Spent most the morning just napping and telling Chell it was way earlier than it actually was so I could hold her longer.

    We finally got up around 11:30

    I smoked and watched the local news while she dolled herself all up.

    News is so stupid.
    jedi News.
    They still talking about tornados and shooters every seconds like anyone wants to hear about that old shit.
    Turns out the crazy black woman supposedly taking care of all the snowflakes flower's they leaving for their dead "friends" got arrested at the bar.
    Stupid everyone

    Everyone is stupid.

    Now I am just trying to finish this post before Chell turns off the computer.
    Time to shower.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Chell is on the phone trying to get are cable bill reduced.

    8003633411
  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I told her I need these M's B's P's and S's for the porn.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Now Im getting my shoes on and my marijuana packed for work.

  5. #5
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Off to work now.
  6. #6
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I heard somewhere that the news is so bad for you that people who cut themselves off from it report a large improvement in general sense of wellbeing.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I heard somewhere that the news is so bad for you that people who cut themselves off from it report a large improvement in general sense of wellbeing.

    It's true
  8. #8
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    At work now.
    Going to be a long day.
    Got a big order to get out.
  9. #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Love you guys.
    Ttyl
    Have a great day.
  10. #10
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    There you go spelling her name differently again. In your last thread it was "Shell" now it's "Chell" again.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by AngryIVer There you go spelling her name differently again. In your last thread it was "Shell" now it's "Chell" again.

    Just used a pet name.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    At lunch now.
    My brother asked me to watch his dog for a week while he is on vacation. His stay at home mom GF is too fucked in the head to be trusted to feed a dog.
    I feel bad he is in his situation.
    Basically his GF got pregnant to lock him in but now she doesn't/can't work because she won't quit playing with prescription psych meds.
    She thinks she needs then but she just gets more and more fucked up.
    Kind of stressed about it all.
    His dog is as old as 9/11.
    My dog has a growth on his neck that keeps getting bigger.
    I suspect imma have to put down my one doggo and then move my other into my apartment.
    It's all just shit I honestly don't like thinking about but imma have to so at least I'm not last minute or have to watch my dog suffer.
    Idk...
    Gonna give my dogs baths later this week. They like that.
    It's going to be nice getting to play and be with them for the next week.
    I miss them now that I have moved but i don't think they would both like it at my place. No yard to run in.

    Anyways...
    My lunch was great thanks to my girlfriend.
    She even put a note in saying she loves me and that made my day.
    I got to get back to work.
    I love you guys.
    Ttyl
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Just used a pet name.

    No, nigger, because sometimes you say Chelle. The more you do it the more made up she sounds. Now that your bullshit is unraveling you're going to get in some sort of fight, you'll move back in with your mom, and you'll start working on your next long term troll attempt
  14. #14
    username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryIVer No, nigger, because sometimes you say Chelle. The more you do it the more made up she sounds. Now that your bullshit is unraveling you're going to get in some sort of fight, you'll move back in with your mom, and you'll start working on your next long term troll attempt

    It's Chelle spelled out, short for Michelle. He spells it Shell for phonetic simplicity. But that's not how it's literally spelled.. Which accounts for his flip-flopping. He's indecisive.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    And now that I am home I will be playing runescape and listening to music.
  16. #16
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What was with you trying to be a clown? Was that a legitimate desire of yours? Did it pan out and did you work any childrens parties? How many pictures of you dressed as a clown will later circulate after the events that transpire?
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I really did/do wanna be a clown.
    I quit pursuing it because my horrible depth perception means I can not juggle.
    Still wanna learn to ride a unicycle. Been looking at them.
    I can make balloon animals but last time I tried (2 months ago??) I found I can no longer blow up the balloons with my mouth due to all the damage my smoking has done to my lungs.
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