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I did a Matchew Icky..

  1. #1
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    So I had to pee really bad in San Francisco in a very posh neighborhood and no bathrooms near by.. so I realized I had 2 banana bags from produce that my gf used for my lunch. I had no bottle..

    Anyways I made pee and had farted and a strong urge to poop bad and had to aim inside these bags squating in my car.

    The thing is it smelled wretched and to look as if I was just parked I was playing Journey's song Lights. And suddenly a tap on the car window saying "I really like this song and all but you're blocking our driver... Ohh. Ohh. Jim, get out here this man is shitting in his car"

    Suddenly the entire neighborhoodb came outside wondering why she was squealing like that. Such a shreak

    She didn't have to embarrass me like that. It's only natural. Fuck.

    Amazon called. I have to return my Amazon vest.


    Hella sad face.

    Not my fault there are no public restrooms in the wealthy neighborhoods.

    Fucking Bathroom NIMBY fucks
  2. #2
    park police Tuskegee Airman
    What in the fuck
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Say you're transsexual and use this:

    http://feministing.com/2014/02/10/need-a-safe-place-to-pee-theres-an-app-for-that/
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    U got severe issues.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    So this never happened you realize this was a statement regarding a lack of toilets. And the way you post.. I thought of you as the type of person this would be. I channeled myself into you. I lived vicariously in a Matchew scenereo you sicko
  6. #6
    Sounds like you're a cripple.
  7. #7
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Period Blood Sounds like you're a cripple.

    Care to elaborate.
  8. #8
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Care to elaborate.

    I fucked your mom so hard that even you're walking with a limp now
  9. #9
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny I fucked your mom so hard that even you're walking with a limp now

    Shut the fuck up. She's a saint
  10. #10
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Lanny Say you're transsexual and use this:

    http://feministing.com/2014/02/10/need-a-safe-place-to-pee-theres-an-app-for-that/

    It's like Uber, but for shitting.

    BRaaS is the new hot thing in tech.
  11. #11
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country It's like Uber, but for shitting.

    BRaaS is the new hot thing in tech.


    How are bras the new hot tech thing?
  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    'feministing' sounds like a fisting porn site
  13. #13
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Technologist How are bras the new hot tech thing?

    Bath Rooms As A Service.

    New gig economy idea. Rent out your dunny for others to poop in. Leave reviews and build a reputation.

    Don't steal my startup idea.

    This is worth at least a billion dollars.
  14. #14
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Bath Rooms As A Service.

    New gig economy idea. Rent out your dunny for others to poop in. Leave reviews and build a reputation.

    Don't steal my startup idea.

    This is worth at least a billion dollars.

    Ohhh, ok, I get itπŸ‘πŸ»
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