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I have a date

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    going to see scary movies in the dark. and then we are going to pet my cat afterwards and she's going to give me a hair cut

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    Lol, I got a haircut from a girl named Willow one time for free in my dorm room, she was pretty pretty but she did a fucking terrible job and I had to get it cut by a professional later on. Also she left her dustpan and broom in my room and kept asking for it back but I ignored her, I wonder if I still have it...
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    L41n Houston
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby going to see scary movies in the dark. and then we are going to pet my cat afterwards and she's going to give me a hair cut

    Is your date 13 years old or something?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DietPiano Lol, I got a haircut from a girl named Willow one time for free in my dorm room, she was pretty pretty but she did a fucking terrible job and I had to get it cut by a professional later on. Also she left her dustpan and broom in my room and kept asking for it back but I ignored her, I wonder if I still have it…

    yeah my last hair cut was done by chzboogerz and i've been rocking my mullet so I'm going to get it touched up, this chicken said she will fuck me so I'm going to go with it, she quite a bit younger than me but its all good


  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by L41n Is your date 13 years old or something?

    she's 21
  6. #6
    L41n Houston
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby she's 21

    So you're just broke huh
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    Bill Krozby, sometimes you bag some real lookers and other times you get some rather fatty chubby butts and I guess you're cool with that then that's all coolbeans, but man I don't do fat.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DietPiano Bill Krozby, sometimes you bag some real lookers and other times you get some rather fatty chubby butts and I guess you're cool with that then that's all coolbeans, but man I don't do fat.

    She's not far you chubby butt
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by L41n So you're just broke huh

    Yeah but I don't see what that has to do with it
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    L41n Houston
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah but I don't see what that has to do with it

    It explains a lot
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    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    Shes cute...looks like she could take a dick
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    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DietPiano Bill Krozby, sometimes you bag some real lookers and other times you get some rather fatty chubby butts and I guess you're cool with that then that's all coolbeans, but man I don't do fat.

    I forget where I got this from but you have to have some rainy days to enjoy the sunny ones. Looks are not everything, I been with some hot women and they are usually more trouble then its worth. Id rather have a woman have love more then a woman who just has good pussy.
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    I got a bad look the first time, she aint fat your right
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    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    I like girls who are a little thick fucking a real skinny bitch just doesnt feel right to me.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I thought u were banned from pof
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    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    I remember going on POF seeing women put things like I dont want sex or FWB...yea right bitch you are trying to meet a guy online you want some dick.
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    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Duke Zion I remember going on POF seeing women put things like I dont want sex or FWB…yea right bitch you are trying to meet a guy online you want some dick.

    Favorite tv show: the office
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    Originally posted by Duke Zion I remember going on POF seeing women put things like I dont want sex or FWB…yea right bitch you are trying to meet a guy online you want some dick.

    That's like people on Tinder saying they're there for friends. That's like watching a porno to see whether or not the plumber manages to fix the sink.
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    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice That's like people on Tinder saying they're there for friends. That's like watching a porno to see whether or not the plumber manages to fix the sink.

    Protip: He never does
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    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    He does fix another sink in a matter of speaking...with his pipe
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