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Fona Life 8/8/19

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Good morning everyone.
    I hope you all had a good nights sleep last night.
    I slept pretty decent.
    I don't know about you guys but I like moseying around in my jammies for a bit in the morning before I actually start doling anything.
    My plan for the day is pretty simple.
    Going to the marijuana dispensary soon as I get dressed.
    Then got to stop at the store and look for Shell's Keto Candy Bars.
    Put in 8 hours at work.
    Go home and relax.

    Tell me about how you are feeling.
    What are your plans today?
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    I woke up at 9 bought methamphetamines got coffee. A donut, boomer juice for HTS and a sausage roll for lunch . Also saw a dude get arrested for having a pill bottle and no ID to prove it was his

    Today I plan to buy bitcoins at a vending machine because the one I went to yesterday didn't scan my phone.
  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Ghost I woke up at 9 bought methamphetamines got coffee. A donut, boomer juice for HTS and a sausage roll for lunch . Also saw a dude get arrested for having a pill bottle and no ID to prove it was his

    Today I plan to buy bitcoins at a vending machine because the one I went to yesterday didn't scan my phone.

    What is boomer juice?
  4. #4
    Todays plans: Normie stuff.
  5. #5
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Good morning, Fonaplats! My day is not unlike yours in that I also have to work and buy pot. But first, my plans are to meditate, practice chess, and stop by the coffee shop.
  6. #6
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    OMG such good ideas everyone is having.
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats What is boomer juice?

    Sugar free monster energy drink
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Fonaplats What is boomer juice?

    Your dads jizz.
  9. #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Someone hit Chell's car last night.
    They scratched the one side and tore off the back bumper.
    Chell was so mad.
    We put her bumper back on and then I went and got some keif and flower.
    Grabbed some Long John Silvers and now I'm at my mom's house eating and playing with my dogs.
  10. #10
    Why are your dogs at your moms house and not yours?
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why are your dogs at your moms house and not yours?

    I dunno why.
  12. #12
    Sounds like she might have stole them.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like she might have stole them.

    It's a rough neighborhood.
  14. #14
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    So I checked my monies and I don't have much. My frivolous spending habits and 5 or 6 weeks of 4 day work weeks has caught up to me.
    Basically got $11 a day to live off till I get paid next Wednesday.
    Called the slum lord about Shell's car and they basically said "oh darn".
    I know I can make it to pay day but I got to watch it.
    I don't like being broke. This doesn't happen often but this time I think it was worth it to get all those 3 day weekends this summer.
    I have had a really good year.
    Now it's time to just live simple for a bit and let things level out again.
    I'm looking forward to just being at home.
    My girlfriend is there and I love her.
  15. #15
    Why not earn some monies other ways in the mean time? sell something on Ebay?, shave your botty and sell it to a sailor? etc
  16. #16
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I got paid today. Still getting used to being paid bi-weekly, as well as actually having money.
  17. #17
    It's called budgeting folks, it doesn't matter when or how often you get paid if you budget it out. Don't be blowin all your cash on pizza rolls the first week and then be starving for the rest of the month.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's called budgeting folks, it doesn't matter when or how often you get paid if you budget it out. Don't be blowin all your cash on pizza rolls the first week and then be starving for the rest of the month.

    I like to live lavish baby.
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    Did i already ask you if chell accepts your hepatitis dog, with or without plastic?
  20. #20
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I like to live lavish baby.

    Eating pizza rolls isn't living lavishly. Unless you live a Spam lifestyle maybe.
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