2019-08-08 at 6:31 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Gonna hang it above my door.
Do chin ups.
2019-08-08 at 7:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fonaplats
Gonna hang it above my door.
Do chin ups.
No amount of weightlifting will make you a man
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2019-08-08 at 8:26 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I'm bored and can't fall asleep so it's story time...
I have a chin up bar at my apartment (one of those hangs-in-the-door-frame types)...
About 1.5 years ago, I met this gal who was a... "Lady of the evening". Anyway, we fucked a few times, and she would sometimes stay over at my place.
In addition to being a prostitute, she kinda also dabbled in drug dealing.
She was a daily drinker, a frequent meth user, but not all that keen on opiates. However, she always had some on her person, and, for whatever reason, tonight she decided to do some.
Shortly before, however, she thought it a good idea for some reason to swing around on the ol' chinup bar. She ended up yanking it a bit too hard I guess, and down she and my chinup bar fell.
Shortly after, she was back at the heroin. I wasn't using (haven't touched opiates since 2014), so I noticed when she became completely non-responsive.
I kept trying to call her name, tried shaking her, and nothing woke her up... I started freaking out, almost crying to be honest, and had no choice but to call 911. The operator/dispatcher guided me through the CPR process until paramedics arrived.
They showed up, gave her a narcan shot, and loaded her into the ambulance. I asked them if I could go with them because I want to make sure she ends up alright.
We get to the ER, and I notice how bad her bruises and black eye are from the chinup bar incident... I'm kinda freaking out internally yet again, because, well, it looks like a classic case of domestic violence.
In her rage (narcan induces rage... It's a universal thing... It basically transitions you from feeling really good to feeling the polar opposite), she threatens to tell the staff at the hospital that I got her high and then beat her up.
Had she actually followed through on her threat, there's a pretty damn good chance I'd be in jail even to this day.
Moral of the story: chin-up bars are dangerous.
2019-08-08 at 11:55 AM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Lol gadz.
Ive wanted one but it be kinda useless as im weak/upper body strength like a child
2019-08-08 at 12:02 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Chin up, shoulders back, chest forward and you too may be told you look like a hollywood star, right?
