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Someone just revved a motorcycle engine outside and it scared me

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Why dont we put mufflers on those darn things?
    And why do people like revving them so much?
    Does it need to be revved or are you just wasting fossil fuels?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    meh i have a faggot that does it every morning, its not too much fun when you're tweeking and still up in at 6am. I got him candcuffed by the pigs on accident a couple months ago but we're cool now but he does it still every morning.
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Why dont we put mufflers on those darn things?
    And why do people like revving them so much?
    Does it need to be revved or are you just wasting fossil fuels?

    Back in England my neighbor would yell out of his window in the morning when I started my bike up and say you don't need to rev it up...the thing is I didn't...the fucking bike did it itself to warm up. (It's cold in England). He assumed I was sat there twisting the throttle when I wasn't even near the fucking bike, it was sitting on the driveway doing it's thing for a couple of mins while i ate my toast inside.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back in England my neighbor would yell out of his window in the morning when I started my bike up and say you don't need to rev it up…the thing is I didn't…the fucking bike did it itself to warm up. (It's cold in England). He assumed I was sat there twisting the throttle when I wasn't even near the fucking bike, it was sitting on the driveway doing it's thing for a couple of mins while i ate my toast inside.

    Well its Fahrenheit 451 up in dis bitch!
    Trumps in town boyz.
    Time to "Make America Great Again"
  5. #5
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Why dont we put mufflers on those darn things?
    And why do people like revving them so much?
    Does it need to be revved or are you just wasting fossil fuels?

    Actually, it is technically illegal to modify the exhaust system, which includes removing the muffler, and there are laws that state it must be under 86 decibels unless it's old as shit, but in order to enforce it a police officer would need to constantly carry a calibrated decibel meter, so it's easier for them to only issue the fix-it tickets to the excessively loud motorcyclists.


    As to why they're loud as shit even with the OEM exhaust, it's the selling point for boomers. Look at how quite jap bikes are, and they go fast as fuck.
  6. #6
    Shrooms Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back in England my neighbor would yell out of his window in the morning when I started my bike up and say you don't need to rev it up…the thing is I didn't…the fucking bike did it itself to warm up. (It's cold in England). He assumed I was sat there twisting the throttle when I wasn't even near the fucking bike, it was sitting on the driveway doing it's thing for a couple of mins while i ate my toast inside.

    you have a proper chat at McDonald's during lunch hours with your neighbor
  7. #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby meh i have a faggot that does it every morning, its not too much fun when you're tweeking and still up in at 6am. I got him candcuffed by the pigs on accident a couple months ago but we're cool now but he does it still every morning.

    i bet you have, try reasoning with your boyfriend

    and that handcuffing bit i dont even wanna get into it
  8. #8
    park police Tuskegee Airman
    I just telepathically mess with their motor so it stops revving, or burns up their motor if they try to keep revving it. The noise doesn't bother me that much though I just do that for fun.

    Anyway, motorcycles kinda should be loud in some cases because they're dangerous, and you want people to hear you if they can't see you.
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by park police I just telepathically mess with their motor so it stops revving, or burns up their motor if they try to keep revving it. The noise doesn't bother me that much though I just do that for fun.

    Anyway, motorcycles kinda should be loud in some cases because they're dangerous, and you want people to hear you if they can't see you.

    Okay, a little louder, sure, but these try hard small dicked "biker" faggots on the other hand....
  10. #10
    park police Tuskegee Airman
    The louder it is, generally the easier it is to destroy telepathically by hearing it. Some of them have learned this, so they try not to rev too much around me.
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by park police The louder it is, generally the easier it is to destroy telepathically by hearing it. Some of them have learned this, so they try not to rev too much around me.

    Okay, Spectral. Whatever you say.
  12. #12
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Sorry about that OP.
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