I think I'm gonna superglue something to one of the tables at the restaurant before I leave.

1. 2019-08-06 at 6:33 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I'm tired and I have to go to that stupid shitty ass shithole after getting up early and working at the job that doesn't suck dick today, I feel like I wanna vent a little anger...
   
   I'm talking about one of the things that's already at the table, like the salt shaker, but I think they could break that free so maybe superglue the top of the ketchup bottle shut + stuck to the bottle.
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   • Obbe
2. 2019-08-06 at 9:08 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   so did you do it? pics?
3. 2019-08-06 at 9:58 PM UTC

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   Thotgirl African Astronaut
   Super glue a wine glass
4. 2019-08-06 at 10:01 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   That's hilarious. Superglue the tip to the table.
5. 2019-08-07 at 5:03 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Superglue is shit...it's not going to do glass and wood. Plastic and plastic its ok on and even then not always depending on they type of plastic, Epoxy is the way to go.