2 "Black People" Just Stole My Mail and Ran Down the Street!

1. 2019-08-06 at 5 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I cant have anything nice.
   And the worst part is that it was outgoing mail.
   Sorry Bill Krozby.
   
   For real tho, they just committed felony in broad ass day light.
   and now I am a victim of mail theft.
   
   I am so pissed.
   
   Shell ran after them but I have Capzasin cream in my eye and I can't run either.
2. 2019-08-06 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Update: She got 3 of the 4 letters back.
3. 2019-08-06 at 5:01 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   They are entrepreneurs. They seen a market opportunity and they went for it.
4. 2019-08-06 at 5:13 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I just hope this doesn't happen near Christmas, one would hate to think of your Christmas list getting intercepted before it got to Santa.
5. 2019-08-06 at 5:21 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   That sucks. What were you sending Bill Krozby?
6. 2019-08-06 at 6:36 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick That sucks. What were you sending Bill Krozby?

   
   A get well card.
   Turns out the wind had just blew it off the mailbox and Chelle chased after 2 random black guys yelling at them for no reason.
7. 2019-08-06 at 7:55 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats A get well card.
   Turns out the wind had just blew it off the mailbox and Chelle chased after 2 random black guys yelling at them for no reason.

   
   You're supposed to put the mail in it not on it...top tip.
8. 2019-08-06 at 8:08 PM UTC

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   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I cant have anything nice.
   And the worst part is that it was outgoing mail.
   Sorry Bill Krozby.
   
   For real tho, they just committed felony in broad ass day light.
   and now I am a victim of mail theft.
   
   I am so pissed.
   
   Shell ran after them but I have Capzasin cream in my eye and I can't run either.

   
   So nobody is going to ask why he had capzasin cream in his eye?
9. 2019-08-06 at 8:41 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by AngryIVer So nobody is going to ask why he had capzasin cream in his eye?

   
   I was rubbing It on my belly for my CHS and accidentally rubbed it in my eye.
10. 2019-08-06 at 8:47 PM UTC

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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I was rubbing It on my belly for my CHS and accidentally rubbed it in my eye.

    
    That makes no sense at all. Why would muscle/joint cream help CHS symptoms AT ALL?
11. 2019-08-06 at 10:51 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Fonaplats A get well card.
    Turns out the wind had just blew it off the mailbox and Chelle chased after 2 random black guys yelling at them for no reason.

    
    Lmao it wouldn't of made it to me anyways hdl have you my addy from twelve years ago plus that's not even my real b day? What kind of joker's post this as fact?
    
    Anyways thx I guess. I've been sleeping just half sleep and I'm sweating harder than Chinese arithmetic
12. 2019-08-06 at 10:53 PM UTC

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    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Lol
13. 2019-08-06 at 10:55 PM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    99% of my mail goes from the mailbox straight to the trash.
14. 2019-08-06 at 11:17 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by AngryIVer That makes no sense at all. Why would muscle/joint cream help CHS symptoms AT ALL?

    
    It actually makes sense lol
    
    https://www.livescience.com/62251-marijuana-syndrome-hot-showers.html