I accidentally slid my pan into my oven at a weird angle

1. 2019-08-05 at 11:10 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   the sound almost gave me a stroke
2. 2019-08-05 at 11:12 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Whatcha cookin?
3. 2019-08-05 at 11:14 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "Authentic" Mexican taquitoes
4. 2019-08-05 at 11:16 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   AKA I shoved goiium into my oven and his fatness caused the pan to screech at a horrendous pitch and volume
5. 2019-08-05 at 11:17 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   I had to look up taquitoes, I've never had them. I don't think we get them over here :(
   
   Mexican food can be yummy, even if it's basically slop.
6. 2019-08-05 at 11:21 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I actually love Mexican food but find myself hating most Latinos at first sight, though I usually end up liking them after I actually meet them, and most of my porn stash was "latina"
   
   And there's the whole "incestuous schizophrenic" thing that seems to be unusually common in native Americans
   
   My ancestors must've been Yaqui warriors that fought in the war or some shit
7. 2019-08-05 at 1:37 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   the joy of cooking §m£ÂgØL
8. 2019-08-05 at 1:55 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   https://www.livescience.com/57106-why-fingernails-on-chalkboard-hurts.html
   
   Interesting...
9. 2019-08-07 at 10:36 PM UTC

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   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
   Woah woah woah.
   
   This whole time I thought you were a Scronaldo alt
10. 2019-08-08 at 1:49 AM UTC

    #10
    Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston

    Originally posted by AngryIVer Woah woah woah.
    
    This whole time I thought you were a Scronaldo alt

    
    That's because you're a fucking retard