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Happy Birthday Dad

  1. #1
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I just spoke to him and he is feeling gooood at 81 years old today. Hell, if I have his genes who knows, I might outlive some of you little fuckers.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    Pics
  3. #3
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost Pics

    Go ahead, take try and take a pic of the old man. See what happens to your camera.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I've already watched each one of them grow old. They were just whippersnappers when we all started out.
  5. #5
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've already watched each one of them grow old. They were just whippersnappers when we all started out.

    I've sent some of them to prison.
  6. #6
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Lmao you look old as hell for your dad being 81. I thought you were in your 70s.
  7. #7
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by G4LM Lmao you look old as hell for your dad being 81. I thought you were in your 70s.

    You like to imagine things about people. You have never seen me.
  8. #8
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You like to imagine things about people. You have never seen me.

    Yes I have.
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by G4LM Yes I have.

    We covered this in another thread. Forget what your mom told you. Typing something on your screen does not make it real.
  10. #10
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Lol you're just upset because your PI got posted
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Go ahead, take try and take a pic of the old man. See what happens to your camera.

    He's a vampire
  12. #12
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by G4LM Lol you're just upset because your PI got posted

    Keep typing real hard and concentrate.
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    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G4LM Lol you're just upset because your PI got posted
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by G4LM

    Type Porky Type
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