This is a little story about me and how I became I disc jokey by winning a radio show contest 5 years ago. They even changed my name for the radio, they called me "DJ"
Anyways I called up the morning show with jason and debb, jason is a fat piece of shit and deb is an annoy british cunt. Anyways I was asked to come try out on air to try out for the intership. Only catch is I hide to compete against 4 other people in contest to see could take the longest dump. I preloaded with immodium and vicodin prior to showing up to the contest to make all the macaroni I ate stick together and I drank a fourth bottle of magnesium citrate to get the load moving just enough.
I was sweating so bad doing it but I had my friend there "mike" help me still be squatting walking forward and in a straight like, basically being my cheerleader. I was like jeert it hurt so bad I pinched the biggest loaf I've ever pinched and I came and then collapsed. Deb the british chick measured it out while commenting how it was stinky, it came out 3.6 feet long. Way ahead of those fools. Someone had diarrhea and was immediately disqualified.
So yeah I was the radio for 2 months as a guest host and do missions for 101x the radio station her in Austin. And I got to meet blue october and a lot of other famous people.
They even sent me on a mission to return a ladies purse that left it at the studio and I had to sneak in a gated community and almost got arrested but had to explain I work for jason and deb and its just a prank, shit was nuts. And this all happened on air.
