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How quickly have you got a girl to suk your dick?

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Any of you just met a chick who you were talking to online or kinda knew and assumed she was so into you or maybe she was lets say she was the one attacking you on messenger or something that you decided to meet her and right away kiss her and move her head down to get her to start sucking dick within like 10 seconds?
  2. #2
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    yeah... and she was of age, too.
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  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    No.
  4. #4
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    ~6 hrs off tinder recently

    probably some bar pickups but who knows.
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Does rape count
  6. #6
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    some random whore who i was chatting with on some steps at a school, maybe like 15 mins. I should have turned her down tbh. call it weakness of the flesh i guess.





















    No i didnt pay her, fuck you guys.
  7. #7
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    At a step at a school? How old was she? And was she asking for money for it?
  8. #8
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Wariat At a step at a school? How old was she? And was she asking for money for it?

    I dunno mid-20's? this was at night, I was sitting on some steps at and old school smoking a cigarette and beckoned her to me, she offer to share some down, had her sit on my lap after a bit and then she said she wanted to blow me, no she didn't want money.

    she was like a 6/10, but whatever.
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    How quickly have you got a girl to let u suk her dick?
  10. #10
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Nil,

    WHat if she bit your dick though? Like in between her session she would bit the tip hella hard where you felt like your dick is getting stabbed? Would you say anything or be down with it?
  11. #11
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    i would probably slap a hoe at that point, goddamn
  12. #12
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nil I dunno mid-20's? this was at night, I was sitting on some steps at and old school smoking a cigarette and beckoned her to me, she offer to share some down, had her sit on my lap after a bit and then she said she wanted to blow me, no she didn't want money.

    she was like a 6/10, but whatever.

    When I was in school there was this girl with a 10/10 body but teeth so bad everyone called her horseface. She came up to me one day and called me cute and started hitting on me.

    I was too awkward to do anything but I heard she had a penchant for blowing guys behind the bleachers.

    That is all.
  13. #13
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Nil i would probably slap a hoe at that point, goddamn

    Thats how I almost felt yesterday when the heavy metal rock chick was biting my tounge. I almost screamed at one point. Imagine this bitch sucking your dick. I still feel my tounge today.
  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I imagine OP has probably turned up to more than one date with a stop watch
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  15. #15
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by G4LM I was too awkward to do anything but I heard she had a penchant for blowing guys behind the bleachers.

    i was awkward as fuck when i was younger, i think from like 10-24 i was pretty dissociated. just aloof. i still need to make more effort to care about anything, didn't care to engage with and couldnt stand most people.


    Over the years i've had strange women come on to me, hard, but i have like no libido for the most part and their obvious advances kinda fly over my head.

    One girl i met in an alley behind my old place was walking towards me, and muttered something about creepy people to which i asked "not me, rite??" then she tells me she was being chased and she just ran a few blocks, asks me to feel her heart beat, i meekly touched her chest and was like "yeah its uh beating pretty fast" then i asked her if she knew where to get some weed[this was at like 1 am] she just gives me a fat nug, like an 8th i thanked her and parted ways. should have invited her back to smoke, def would have got laid.
  16. #16
    idk, like 3 hrs? dumb question
  17. #17
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nil i was awkward as fuck when i was younger, i think from like 10-24 i was pretty dissociated. just aloof. i still need to make more effort to care about anything, didn't care to engage with and couldnt stand most people.


    Over the years i've had strange women come on to me, hard, but i have like no libido for the most part and their obvious advances kinda fly over my head.

    One girl i met in an alley behind my old place was walking towards me, and muttered something about creepy people to which i asked "not me, rite??" then she tells me she was being chased and she just ran a few blocks, asks me to feel her heart beat, i meekly touched her chest and was like "yeah its uh beating pretty fast" then i asked her if she knew where to get some weed[this was at like 1 am] she just gives me a fat nug, like an 8th i thanked her and parted ways. should have invited her back to smoke, def would have got laid.

    Lol I've heard more than a few stories of those men who meet girls after they get creeped on and end up sleeping with them/marrying them.

    At an old job I had I went and 'helped load groceries' for this woman who had a guy behind her telling her how pretty her eyes were and how she looked like his daughter. Had to be about 50 or 60 and she was in her 20's.

    He was watching her the whole time he was outside too and I ended up running over as she left because he was rushing to put his stuff away. Like he was gonna follow her, idk. It didn't seem normal. I put grabbed his cart to put it away and told him he looked familiar and asked if he knew Joe or some shit. Never saw that girl again but that creep turned out to be a fucking regular and he started giving me like 2 dollar tips every time.
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