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  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Carrie Fisher died.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/carrie-fisher-dead-death-dies-star-wars-princess-leia-heart-attack-a7497896.html

    RIP Princess Leia.

    "Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them, do not. Miss them, do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed that is."
  2. #2
    This is turning out to be a great year. I think we can squeeze one more in.
  3. #3
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    lol coke overdose
  4. #4
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    yeah, coke can be hell on the cardiovascular system... so can meth.
  5. #5
    Maybe if your fat lol.
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  6. #6
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Maybe if your fat lol.

    And yet meth makes you thin. It's like a magical medicine that fixes all your problems!
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I watched a movie the other day where 2 attractive college girls come to Keanu Reeves' house during a rainstorm and seduce him while his wife and kids are away, then they tell him they are teenagers and he's a bad person, then they tie him up and play games with him, then they bury him in his backyard while he's alive, then they ruin everything in his house (he's an architect) and ruin all of his wife's fancy art, then they tell him they're not actually teenagers, then they leave. It's called Knock Knock.

    My point is, his acting is so fucking god awful cringe factor 9,000,000 and I wish he'd die by slipping on a turtle shell and snapping his neck.
  8. #8
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    was that a turtle pun?
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    At first I was like, "whaaa?" and then I was like "aaaaah." OH SNAP!
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  10. #10
    It's the circle... the circle...

  11. #11
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny lol coke overdose

    Really? One of the first things that came to mind once I googled her name to learn who it was was those pictures of her with a clear coke nail as Princess Leia and I had the thought of it being a clear sign of a considerably higher risk of early death. I also had the thought, when I first viewed this image, of the stupidity of the coke nail.
  12. #12
    Everyone this year died of drug overdose ... even Harambe.
  13. #13
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    They're called "Hollywood hits", and they're all the craze this decade. That's when you become worth more dead than alive. Robin Williams, Prince, many others. Their timely deaths translate to billions in extra profits for a handful of people. That's how the world works now. You sell your soul to the Devil, and when your time is up, they punch your card for you; that's the real deal.
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  14. #14
    You're right about celebrities being worth more dead than alive.. My Gorilla stocks went APE this fiscal.

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  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Lanny And yet meth makes you thin. It's like a magical medicine that fixes all your problems!

    Not really, you kinda hit the wall with that stuff and you gain the weight back.

  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL They're called "Hollywood hits", and they're all the craze this decade. That's when you become worth more dead than alive. Robin Williams, Prince, many others. Their timely deaths translate to billions in extra profits for a handful of people. That's how the world works now. You sell your soul to the Devil, and when your time is up, they punch your card for you; that's the real deal.

    starwackers incoporated

    hell just look at what happened to andrew briethart and tom clancy.. seems like more than just a coincidence







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  17. #17
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice Really? One of the first things that came to mind once I googled her name to learn who it was was those pictures of her with a clear coke nail as Princess Leia and I had the thought of it being a clear sign of a considerably higher risk of early death. I also had the thought, when I first viewed this image, of the stupidity of the coke nail.

    Don't actually know. I think someone said she had to have reconstructive surgery after extended cocaine use, then she dies of a "heart attack" fairly young, it would make sense.
  18. #18
    Yeah, but that's not a coke OVERDOSE.





    people.
  19. #19
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    gosh!
  20. #20
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm implying she took too much coke and it is immediately causally responsible for her heart attack leading to her death. Does that not qualify as an overdose?
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