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Fona Life 8/2/19

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Hello everybody.
    Hope you all are doing well today.
    My day has been a little rough but also pretty awesome.
    I woke up and everything was great and we went to my mom's house to let the dogs out and play for a bit.
    Chelle soaked up some sun while I snoozed on the couch watching murder shows before work.
    Chelle really wanted to go to this garage sale she went to yesterday. She wanted to show me it.
    The guy having the sale was moving into a retirement community or some shit and he had to get rid of stuff so he was just giving stuff away. He charged me $2 for everything but I gave him another $10 for a spatuala just cuz I felt bad about getting everything so cheap.
    Anyways check out what all I got.





    ^I got this puzzle cuz it reminded me I wanna go see Red someday.


    ^He hardly used it and it has new racks in it and came with everything.
    I only payed $12 for everything.
    I can and want to have a BBQ this weekend now.

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    ^He gave me this really nice set for the grill.

    Anyways...
    After the garage sale we went and got some food and I started to feel really sick.
    My mind slowed down to where it was hard to talk and it was all I could do to focus on not passing out.
    My hands went numb and my face went white.
    I started sweating profusely and got nauseous.
    Felt like a demon had grabbed a hold of my body and just started shutting all systems down and taking my energy and life out of me.
    So I called off work sick and went home.
    Layed down for a bit then got up and ate a burger and felt okie dokie.

    So...
    Went and did some laundry.
    Then while it was being done we went shopping at the Goodwill.
    Check out all this cool shit I got.



    That blender is sexy as fuck and commercial grade.

    I grabbed the 9/11 commission Report at another garage sale nearby.

    Then we went to Krogers and got some food.






    So I am loaded on food for a while.
    Going to fire up the BBQ.

    And my co-worker called to check on me a minute ago.
    He said 3 people including myself all called off work today.

    So anyways I dont feel so bad about it.

    And after work my coworker is going to stop by and drop off a TV stand for me. He got a new one and is giving me his old one.

    All in all I gotta say I feel like I got some stuff done even if skipped work and only spent money.

    I really ought to check my account balance because Chelle wants to run to another Goodwill now and I dont get paid again for nearly 2 weeks.
  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    more food

  4. #4
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    My ex’s name is Chelle, now I want to choke your GF. What ya gonna do?
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  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    im gonna rape shell

  6. #6
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Suddenly spelling her name different I see.
  7. #7
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Her mother was from a local punk band 90s or late 80s I believe.. Prolly a 924 Gilman band like Greenday when Greenday actually sounded punk back around 91
  8. #8
    username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Felt like a demon had grabbed a hold of my body and just started shutting all systems down and taking my energy and life out of me.

    That's Wheeler doing that to you.
  9. #9
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    My Friend goes to Lucky's or Trader Joes and I go buy from Target

    I get all of the Paper products and Entres, lunch meat and cheeses, sometimes breads, Juices and chips, Almond Milk silk brand crackers, and sometimes yogurt

    She gets all of the fresh stuff. I get all of the paper and dry goods and occasional cold like OJ or Silk


    Groceries are fucking expensive as fcuk. I used to work in commercial foods and produce and I remember a solid bag was 25 bucks (double paper stocked well to the top

    a flimsy plastic bag is about 40 bucks (about 2/3 of a paper bag) these days.

    so food is twice what it used to be. easily. of course the value of the dollar has gone down.. so it evens out

    but here is the thing. Rent used to be 1/4th on average to 1/3rd of a persons paycheck. it's 6/8 to 7/8 these days. this is why people are opting to rent a fucking walk in closet for 1000 bucks or more to live in San Francisco. it's a fun city to live in if you can manuver around the shit-art that homeless love to do.

    but you don't get shit for what you pay for. makes it hard as hell to save money as well, if you want to move back to the midwest from where you came out to make that 6 figure tech income.
  10. #10
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania My Friend goes to Lucky's or Trader Joes and I go buy from Target

    I get all of the Paper products and Entres, lunch meat and cheeses, sometimes breads, Juices and chips, Almond Milk silk brand crackers, and sometimes yogurt

    She gets all of the fresh stuff. I get all of the paper and dry goods and occasional cold like OJ or Silk


    Groceries are fucking expensive as fcuk. I used to work in commercial foods and produce and I remember a solid bag was 25 bucks (double paper stocked well to the top

    a flimsy plastic bag is about 40 bucks (about 2/3 of a paper bag) these days.

    so food is twice what it used to be. easily. of course the value of the dollar has gone down.. so it evens out

    but here is the thing. Rent used to be 1/4th on average to 1/3rd of a persons paycheck. it's 6/8 to 7/8 these days. this is why people are opting to rent a fucking walk in closet for 1000 bucks or more to live in San Francisco. it's a fun city to live in if you can manuver around the shit-art that homeless love to do.

    but you don't get shit for what you pay for. makes it hard as hell to save money as well, if you want to move back to the midwest from where you came out to make that 6 figure tech income.

    Progressive policies for the win
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