It would be cool if you could take a picture of the sun

1. 2019-07-30 at 10:27 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   And it was as bright as the actual sun, so you could go around holding the picture up to people's faces and making them uncomfortable.
   
   :)
2. 2019-07-30 at 10:31 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   i would email it to people and blind them
3. 2019-07-30 at 10:33 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Sun torture
   
   Using a clockwork orange type apparatus to hold a victims eyelids open and force them to stare at the sun. I wonder what that would feel like. How long it would take for them to go blind. How bad it would hurt. Physically, psychologically.
4. 2019-07-30 at 10:59 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I wonder why the moon is considered the opposite of the sun.
   
   They really dont have anything to do with one another.
   
   I wish the moon would make you sleepy if you stared at it for too long. Or if you were blind you could stare at the moon and it would restore your vision.
5. 2019-07-30 at 11:03 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
6. 2019-07-30 at 11:19 PM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut
   You can if you have strong enough lights. The sun isn't that bright really. We have much brighter and hotter things here on earth.
7. 2019-07-30 at 11:22 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by G4LM You can if you have strong enough lights. The sun isn't that bright really. We have much brighter and hotter things here on earth.

   
   Shut up
8. 2019-07-30 at 11:26 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Can you stare at something if you're blind? Imagine being blind and you're just casually sitting at a restaurant but you're basically staring at someone behind the other side of the table because you dont know what you're doing, and that person is like what the fuck why is this faggot staring at me this whole time and then a big fight ensues and you have to explain that you're blind and you didnt know but by then the guy you were staring at is BLIND with rage and pummels you to death.
9. 2019-07-30 at 11:32 PM UTC

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   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I know this is in half baked and all, but damn.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • G4LM
10. 2019-07-30 at 11:38 PM UTC

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    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Shut up

    
    I mean its true. If you're too stupid to understand this, it's not my fault.
    
    Maybe you should go back to robbing homes instead of thinking.
11. 2019-07-30 at 11:43 PM UTC

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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Just get a high power laser and burn their retinas out, same effect.
12. 2019-07-30 at 11:45 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by G4LM I mean its true. If you're too stupid to understand this, it's not my fault.
    
    Maybe you should go back to robbing homes instead of thinking.

    
    If I have strong enough lights, I can take a picture of the sun and the sun will be as bright as it is irl?
13. 2019-07-30 at 11:46 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Just get a high power laser and burn their retinas out, same effect.

    
    THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
14. 2019-07-31 at 12:06 AM UTC

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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

    
    Print out a picture of the sun with a high power laser or flash light behind it.
    
    Point is you can saturate their eyeballs with lots of light and achieve the desired result. Although this gives.me an idea for a trading card game.
15. 2019-07-31 at 12:08 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Print out a picture of the sun with a high power laser or flash light behind it.
    
    Point is you can saturate their eyeballs with lots of light and achieve the desired result. Although this gives.me an idea for a trading card game.

    
    Yes that is the next best thing but I'd rather print out a picture of the sun and be holding the actual sun behind it.
16. 2019-07-31 at 12:17 AM UTC

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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    MmQ have you ever heard of the Weather Project by Olafur Eliasson?
    
    
17. 2019-07-31 at 12:22 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator MmQ have you ever heard of the Weather Project by Olafur Eliasson?
    
    

    
    I have not.
    
    What the hell are they doing ?
18. 2019-07-31 at 12:35 AM UTC

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    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I hate the sun.
19. 2019-07-31 at 12:38 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick I hate the sun.

    
    I agree brother.
    
    Fuck the sun, long live The Beast.
    
    Thee night time is thee right time.
20. 2019-07-31 at 12:46 AM UTC

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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I have not.
    
    What the hell are they doing ?

    
    They made a big ass fake sun in the Tate Modern museum, because London is bleak as shit.