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  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, they seem to like me. I've named them frog 1, frog 2, and frog 3.
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    I know those guys!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Mattchew, that's not a pool, it's sewage effluent.

    Didn't your nose tell you?
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Period Blood I know those guys!

    They had good things to say about u.πŸ‘
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    what kinda weed did they have?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT what kinda weed did they have?

    Frog Fart

    https://en.seedfinder.eu/strain-info/Frog_Fart/Green_Beanz_Seeds/
  7. #7
    Technologist victim of incest
    Mmmmmm
    Frog fart🐸
  8. #8
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Jesus fuck kill yourself already dude
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Jesus fuck kill yourself already dude

    I don't know how.
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung I don't know how.

    1. Walk to a highway/interstate
    2. Stand on the side of the road
    3. Wait for a semi to come along
    4. Run in front of it
    5. The end
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ 1. Walk to a highway/interstate
    2. Stand on the side of the road
    3. Wait for a semi to come along
    4. Run in front of it
    5. The end

    I cant put that on another conscience.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #12
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I was gonna ask what kinda weed were you smokin but then I thought to myself,,, hmmm its mat,, I'm sure he is weedless, I bet the frogs had the weed
  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung I cant put that on another conscience.

    1. Walk to a skyscraper/tall building
    2. Take the stairs or elevator to the top
    3. Walk to the edge of the roof
    4. Jump off
    5. The end
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ 1. Walk to a skyscraper/tall building
    2. Take the stairs or elevator to the top
    3. Walk to the edge of the roof
    4. Jump off
    5. The end

    I might get maimed and not die. That wud suck.
  15. #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung I might get maimed and not die. That wud suck.

    1. Go to a body of water
    2. Get in it
    3. Expel all of your breath
    4. Dive down and keep swimming downward
    5. The end
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Mat, r u ignoring me?
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    Leave Matt alone! You hurt his feelings!
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    he doesnt really have those so I think maybe you don't know,,, who the fuck r u anyway?
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    I like to go outside naked in the rain wearing fedoras and crush baby frogs I find in the street gutters
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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I might get maimed and not die. That wud suck.

    Do a Fosbury flop
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