Can you teach Alexa?

1. 2019-07-30 at 5:03 PM UTC

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   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   By saying something or a command likev"Alexa open nis" and have it pull up a box asking what his is short for so it goes to a web browser and types the website niggasin.space instead?
   
   
   
   Also OT yeT my original reason for posting
   
   Anyone ever watch Teen Titan Go? Funny cartoons.. "Play that song bro". Playing some decent rock sounding vibes. I thought it was 90s or older 2k. It's fairly last 5 years new
   
   Wish more cartoons were like this for kids. Maybe Rock n Roll will come back to life and encourage future how to stop depending on digital computer art music form
   
   Things like the Roland 808 were designed for guitarist practicing in. There rooms or garages without having to set up their drummers or between bands.. It worked great for rappers but wasn't designed to replace our drummers and
   
   We have created an entire generation of digital dependencies
2. 2019-07-30 at 5:06 PM UTC

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   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   Also if you're confused.. I didn't buy an Alexa I bought an Amazon fire tablet
3. 2019-07-30 at 5:08 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Yes. I have Alexa setup to turn my lights on and various electrical devices (fans, raspberry pi (x2)). You could set a raspberry pi up to boot up and automatically open nis as well as turn the TV/display it's plugged into on.
   
   
   "Alexa, lights on"
   
   "The current temperature in Houston is 94F"
   
   "ALEXA LIGHTS ON"
4. 2019-07-30 at 5:25 PM UTC

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   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes. I have Alexa setup to turn my lights on and various electrical devices (fans, raspberry pi (x2)). You could set a raspberry pi up to boot up and automatically open nis as well as turn the TV/display it's plugged into on.
   
   
   "Alexa, lights on"
   
   "The current temperature in Houston is 94F"
   
   "ALEXA LIGHTS ON"

   
   But where is the location like a Alexa command editor? Like a batch file command editor?
   
   Those other things have built in command switches? Like the led lightbulbs?
5. 2019-07-30 at 5:26 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania But where is the location like a Alexa command editor? Like a batch file command editor?
   
   Those other things have built in command switches? Like the led lightbulbs?

   
   It's under skills. let me take screenshots of mine on my phone and post them..one min
6. 2019-07-30 at 5:29 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes. I have Alexa setup to turn my lights on and various electrical devices (fans, raspberry pi (x2)). You could set a raspberry pi up to boot up and automatically open nis as well as turn the TV/display it's plugged into on.
   
   
   "Alexa, lights on"
   
   "The current temperature in Houston is 94F"
   
   "ALEXA LIGHTS ON"

   
   not all chinese get american accents.
7. 2019-07-30 at 5:32 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not all chinese get american accents.

   
   His is british tho.
8. 2019-07-30 at 5:37 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee His is british tho.

   
   i doubt he still have the same genuine accent as he used to have.
9. 2019-07-30 at 5:38 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   You buy a few of these, $2.50 each.
   
   https://www.ebay.com/itm/Sonoff-ITEAD-Dual-Pow-Basic-TH-10A-16A-Smart-Home-WiFi-Wireless-Timer-Switch-App/263735989414?hash=item3d67e3d4a6:m:mF1NYMv7SayiEWQ1vIkuL6g
   
   You add them to your wifi (with the Ewelink app)
   
   
   
   You then link that to your Alexa device list
   
   
   
   You name the devices whatever (see some of the names I have listed in the images above)
   
   Then you just say "Alexa turn on bedroom"
   
   and she responds..
   
   "The temperature in Houston is 97F"
   
   "FUCK YOU ALEXA...FUCCCCCKKK YOOUUUUUUU
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10. 2019-07-30 at 5:38 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i doubt he still have the same genuine accent as he used to have.

    
    It's the same.
11. 2019-07-30 at 5:39 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's the same.

    
    Extra thick after a visit back home tho eh??
12. 2019-07-30 at 5:41 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Extra thick after a visit back home tho eh??

    
    pu' wud in'th 'ole woman.
13. 2019-07-30 at 5:43 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's the same.

    
    really ?
    
    why dont you evolve.
14. 2019-07-30 at 5:44 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny really ?
    
    why dont you evolve.

    
    I'm already at the peak of human evolution...An America English accent is simply a corruption of the true English accent.
    
    I get told everyday "Oh I love your accent"..it gets old after 22 of your Earth years.
15. 2019-07-30 at 5:51 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson pu' wud in'th 'ole woman.

    
    Huh?
16. 2019-07-30 at 5:52 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    we' i'll gut tu fut of ower stirs if tha dun git wa ee sid
17. 2019-07-30 at 6:15 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm already at the peak of human evolution…An America English accent is simply a corruption of the true English accent.
    
    I get told everyday "Oh I love your accent"..it gets old after 22 of your Earth years.

    
    american english sounds easier to speak without all those unnecessary tongue twistings.
18. 2019-07-30 at 7:08 PM UTC

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    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Jiggy one of those says dresser, you have a dresser that turns on? Dresser like a chest of drawers?
19. 2019-07-30 at 7:58 PM UTC

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    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You buy a few of these, $2.50 each.
    
    https://www.ebay.com/itm/Sonoff-ITEAD-Dual-Pow-Basic-TH-10A-16A-Smart-Home-WiFi-Wireless-Timer-Switch-App/263735989414?hash=item3d67e3d4a6:m:mF1NYMv7SayiEWQ1vIkuL6g
    
    You add them to your wifi (with the Ewelink app)
    
    
    
    You then link that to your Alexa device list
    
    
    
    You name the devices whatever (see some of the names I have listed in the images above)
    
    Then you just say "Alexa turn on bedroom"
    
    and she responds..
    
    "The temperature in Houston is 97F"
    
    "FUCK YOU ALEXA…FUCCCCCKKK YOOUUUUUUU

    
    Is the Alexa built into the fire tablet crippled or can she function all of these commands?
    
    By the way.. This reminds me of the early 80s film with a young Virginia Madison and the voice of bud Corte film Electric Dream.. Smarthouse before it existed
20. 2019-07-30 at 8:25 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by itybit Jiggy one of those says dresser, you have a dresser that turns on? Dresser like a chest of drawers?

    
    Yes, it used to be called lamp4 but Fucking Alexa could never understand when I said "turn lamp4 on"...so I changed it to "dresser".
    
    I have a couple of Alexa's they compete for my commands.