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If the United States truly was the land of the free and home of the brave and built on free enterprise

  1. #1
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Then why the fuck doesn't McDonalds serve beer?
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    I thought some of them did? In like new York and LA but only those upscale yuppie stores
  3. #3
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Because they don't want to?
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Shut up you stupid nigger.
  5. #5
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Maybe they don't want parents drinking & then driving with kids in the car?
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Maybe they don't want parents drinking & then driving with kids in the car?

    Walk there you fat lazy American
  7. #7
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Ghost Walk there you fat lazy American

    Dumb euroPeen doesn't realize how large and spread out cities are in the United States
    You can't just walk from your house to the nearest mcdonalds, that might take several miles.
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  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    I'm not European, my country is bigger than yours. If I want to go to mac Donald's it's a mile+ walk and I do it easily.

    Maybe if you could walk a few miles to get fat food you all wouldn't be so fat
  9. #9
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Ghost is so deluded by religion he thinks he is some sort of superhuman
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    LOL at you thinking walking more than a mile is some kind of superhuman feat
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    I just don't think you people are funny, or entertaining.
  12. #12
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Niggasin.space doesn't project funny though.
  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Then why the fuck doesn't McDonalds serve beer?

    Because they are a fast food restaurant and not a bar.
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    And because nobody wants McBeer
  15. #15
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Because they are a fast food restaurant and not a bar.

    Fuck off bitch this is the United States.
    I demand McDonalds start serving beer.
  16. #16
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Because some states require the individual serving the alcohol to carry a liquor license as well as the establishment. Their average staff is too young to obtain a liquor license, and it costs $150+ to get one which makes it extremely financially stupid given the high turn around rate. Most people quit before they would even obtain the liquor license.
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  17. #17
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Fuck off bitch this is the United States.
    I demand McDonalds start serving beer.

    Then get off of your fat McAss, earn enough money to buy a McFranchise and a liquor license and serve McBeer you McBitch
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