Would you rather live in Niger or Nigeria?

1. 2019-07-29 at 11:57 AM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   Folks, I'd rather live in Niger.
2. 2019-07-29 at 12:09 PM UTC

   #2
   Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
   what's the difference?
3. 2019-07-29 at 12:09 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q what's the difference?

   
   ia
4. 2019-07-29 at 12:10 PM UTC

   #4
   Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
   ?
5. 2019-07-29 at 12:10 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q what's the difference?

   
   
   
6. 2019-07-29 at 12:21 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   What do you call people that live in Niger?
   
   
   ...nigers
7. 2019-07-29 at 12:29 PM UTC

   #7
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   Folks,ghost would prefer to live in Namibia, or Botswana.
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8. 2019-07-29 at 12:47 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I'd sooner live in Nigeria as I know some of the language (mainly dirty words the Nigerians taught me at compaq). And they have a beach.
9. 2019-07-29 at 12:49 PM UTC

   #9
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd sooner live in Nigeria as I know some of the language (mainly dirty words the Nigerians taught me at compaq). And they have a beach.

   
   No kidding? Did the Nigerians at Compaq, act like niggers in America? I bet not...
10. 2019-07-29 at 12:51 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Nope, they were extremely respectful and friendly to me (being English etc).
    
    Amusingly they were very racist against Africa Americans and would call them monkeys etc.
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11. 2019-07-29 at 12:55 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nope, they were extremely respectful and friendly to me (being English etc).
    
    Amusingly they were very racist against Africa Americans and would call them monkeys etc.

    
    Yep. I work with a guy from Ethiopia and he will straight up call other blacks "niggers" if they act like entitled shits
    
    They know.
12. 2019-07-29 at 12:59 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    The Nigerians all claimed to be Princes back in their own country. They'd tell me how they were the son of a chief etc.
    
    I'd ask them "So if you are a Prince why are you here in the USA working at Compaq for $10hr?"
13. 2019-07-29 at 1:28 PM UTC

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    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The Nigerians all claimed to be Princes back in their own country. They'd tell me how they were the son of a chief etc.
    
    I'd ask them "So if you are a Prince why are you here in the USA working at Compaq for $10hr?"

    
    No they dont. Nigeria doesn't even have once prince.
    
    I got excited thinking maybe the scam had some truth and there was tons of royalty like in Saudi Arabia, but no :(
14. 2019-07-29 at 1:29 PM UTC

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    G4LM African Astronaut
    Wait, if someone from Nigeria is Nigerian, what is somebody from Niger?
15. 2019-07-29 at 1:58 PM UTC

    #15
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by G4LM Wait, if someone from Nigeria is Nigerian, what is somebody from Niger?

    
    Nigeran
16. 2019-07-29 at 2:10 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Nigeria, it would be easier to get a boat away from that god forsaken continent.
17. 2019-07-29 at 3:20 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Nigeria, it would be easier to get a boat away from that god forsaken continent.

    
    You'll get kidnapped by the pirates if you go on a boat.
18. 2019-07-29 at 3:21 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by G4LM No they dont. Nigeria doesn't even have once prince.
    
    I got excited thinking maybe the scam had some truth and there was tons of royalty like in Saudi Arabia, but no :(

    
    One said to me after I "disrespected him"
    
    "If you were in my country I would slap you...you would fall down...you would not get up"
    
    The accent made it funnier and the fact he was 120lb and 5'7".
19. 2019-07-29 at 5:10 PM UTC

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    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson One said to me after I "disrespected him"
    
    "If you were in my country I would slap you…you would fall down…you would not get up"
    
    The accent made it funnier and the fact he was 120lb and 5'7".

    
    Lol it's always hilarious when emaciated fucks try to mess with you. I beat up this Indian kid in school who was like that. Little ornery fellow that ended up getting expelled for masturbating in class.
20. 2019-07-29 at 8:52 PM UTC

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    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Neither.