You know what would be a neat job?

1. 2019-07-29 at 12:28 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Search and rescue officer. In the wilderness and shit. Flying helicopters, bush trekking, mountain hiking/climbing. Pretty neat.
2. 2019-07-29 at 12:47 AM UTC

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   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   NIKE.
3. 2019-07-29 at 12:51 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Sophie Search and rescue officer. In the wilderness and shit. Flying helicopters, bush trekking, mountain hiking/climbing. Pretty neat.

   
   Do they get paid very well?
4. 2019-07-29 at 12:57 AM UTC

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   username: African Astronaut
   Parachuting forest fire fighters.
5. 2019-07-29 at 1:02 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I always thought it would be cool to be one of those people that goes around to concerts to get autographs
   
   I'd probably have to go to 20 shit concerts for each good one though
6. 2019-07-29 at 1:27 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   professional rapist
7. 2019-07-29 at 1:42 AM UTC

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   username: African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost rapist

   
   why
8. 2019-07-29 at 2:32 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jυicebox I always thought it would be cool to be one of those people that goes around to concerts to get autographs
   
   I'd probably have to go to 20 shit concerts for each good one though

   
   You can make money going to concerts?
9. 2019-07-29 at 2:34 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   I really despise capitalism and everything it has done to humanity
   
   People are meant to live and be, not exist as a machine or in search of money.
   
   Something must be done to end this stage of humanity and usher in the next, but it shouldn't be communism or technocratic totalitarianism
10. 2019-07-29 at 3:11 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    That's why I took a vow of poverty, dropped out of the secular world and lifestyle and became a monk
11. 2019-07-29 at 3:14 AM UTC

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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Ghost That's why I took a vow of poverty, dropped out of the secular world and lifestyle and became a monk

    
    is that why you use a laptop running windows xp?
12. 2019-07-29 at 3:20 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Yes, I don't spend money or buy material possessions or nice things for myself.
    
    Material things don't make me happy. I just enjoy being alive and living in the moment
    
    I only buy clothes once every 5 years. I mostly get stuff from other people
13. 2019-07-29 at 3:26 AM UTC

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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Ghost Yes, I don't spend money or buy material possessions or nice things for myself.
    
    Material things don't make me happy. I just enjoy being alive and living in the moment
    
    I only buy clothes once every 5 years. I mostly get stuff from other people

    
    what do you do for fun?
14. 2019-07-29 at 3:35 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Ghost I only buy clothes once every 5 years. I mostly get stuff from other people

    
    
    In other words you have bought clothes once since your parents tossed you out.
15. 2019-07-29 at 3:36 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal what do you do for fun?

    
    Stare at screens lol. Or go for walks and talk with my girlfriend
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker In other words you have bought clothes once since your parents tossed you out.

    
    I moved out when I was 18 years old and my dad had to move in with me years later because he's retarded
16. 2019-07-29 at 3:37 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Ghost Stare at screens lol. Or go for walks and talk with my boyfriend

17. 2019-07-29 at 12:04 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Retirement.
18. 2019-07-31 at 12:08 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Know what would be a shit job? Being the guy that has to come up with names for every cell in a final fantasy game
19. 2019-07-31 at 12:11 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal You can make money going to concerts?

    
    You didn't know that? Lol. Retard.