Your anus is ultimately the head of a complex spring you call yourself

1. 2019-07-27 at 8:26 PM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   The expulsions are the ultimate reaction of the world to your actions, the negative space for all the energy you've processed, the net output that endures through the ages as the soil, the same as all your other vain pursuits eventually... but only quicker.
   
   The reviews are in: your work is shit. Your anus is propelling you through life by exerting backwards force on your castings. That is life.
2. 2019-07-27 at 8:46 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   In the womb, everyone starts off as an anus. True.