If everything worked out in the end, I wouldn't mind being mildly injured in an auto accident.

1. 2019-07-27 at 7:05 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   If it was the other driver's fault and their insurance got me a new car, i'd like to endure a broken rib or 2, or broken wrist so I can get a "vacation" from work and a few pain pills.
2. 2019-07-27 at 7:07 PM UTC

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   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   That’s depressing.
3. 2019-07-27 at 7:22 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   That’s bad ju ju!
   
   Don’t make a self fulfilling prophecy.😡
4. 2019-07-27 at 7:34 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick If it was the other driver's fault and their insurance got me a new car, i'd like to endure a broken rib or 2, or broken wrist so I can get a "vacation" from work and a few pain pills.

   
   get new tires and then loosen some of them wheel nuts and keep driving on the freeway until the wheel comes off.
   
   sue the tire shop.
   
   ???
   
   profit.