i need to eat some food but it's FUCKING HOT outside and i don't want to walk around so much and get all sunburnt and shit. also don't have any sunblock and i don't want to eat the same damn thing i've been eating every time i'm at home for the past year. the situation is dire and i just don't see any other way out than to just kill myself. goodbye all, i've had a great life. don't cry for me because i'll be up in heaven smiling down upon you all. you might forget for now but one day you'll be sipping some ice cold beverage on a hot summer day and look in the sky and you'll see UBAN spelled out in the clouds and you'll know it was me, and i will know you knew it was me as i watch the smile on your face.
