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1. 2019-07-25 at 11:11 PM UTC

   #21
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Grylls ill let you do the checking

   
   It would be like a Ken doll.
2. 2019-07-25 at 11:12 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL It would be like a Ken doll.

   
   and you know that how?
3. 2019-07-25 at 11:14 PM UTC

   #23
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Grylls and you know that how?

   
   I checked a Ken doll (also Barbie) when I was young. I remember being slightly bemused at the time that there was nothing at all there. I was like, well, that's no good, is it!?
4. 2019-07-25 at 11:16 PM UTC

   #24
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ghost and its in LANGLEY BC lmao
   
   

   
   I see Surrey, I upvote reflexively.
   
   I'm legit giddy and excited for just seeing my home town right now.
5. 2019-07-25 at 11:16 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   ken is a faggot
   
   action man was my man
6. 2019-07-25 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #26
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Also, LMA fucking O at how accurate it us...
   
   Whalley folks (me included) are Canada's scum. If you don't have a drug addiction and/or criminal record by 18, you dun fucked up somewhere, or you move out and never look back.
   
   The rest of Surrey... Literally India. Like, I'm staying at my mom's right now in Surrey... it's absolutely rare as fuck to see a white person. I don't even dislike Indian folk, but it is a bit unsettling to never see other people of your own race.
   
   White Rock is a tiny piece of land about two blocks wide and two blocks long... They are rich as fuck. But so are Fraser Heights and other smaller neighborhoods in town.
   
   If you wanna level up, though, you migrate to Vancouver.
7. 2019-07-25 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #27
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ghost and its in LANGLEY BC lmao
   
   

   
   And Asians in Richmond... True as well.
   
   "Woke and empowered" sluts in Vancouver. Checks out. (Also a literal gay male district and gay female district - seperate from each other... And other especially progressive neighbourhoods like vegan as fuck, stoner as fuck, etc).
   
   Langley == cowboys/cowgirls. Also accurate, to a certain degree at least.
8. 2019-07-25 at 11:26 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   People think the gang life in Canada is a big joke I just tell them to look up the Surrey Six.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks
9. 2019-07-25 at 11:29 PM UTC

   #29
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal

   
   Swimming in Langley... SMDH...
   
   Where the fuck is someone gonna swim in Langley?
   
   Find me one beach or lake...
   
   We might have a swimming hole or two along the Fraser River, but you literally get AIDS and cancer and Surrey disease if you try that shit.
10. 2019-07-25 at 11:30 PM UTC

    #30
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Ghost People think the gang life in Canada is a big joke I just tell them to look up the Surrey Six.

    
    One dude from my high school was actually one of the six... He legit wasn't even a gangster or anything, just a standersby.
    
    In fact, there was also a fire place repair dude that was just doing maintenance and got capped as well.
    
    Fucking tragic shit.
11. 2019-07-25 at 11:32 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks Swimming in Langley… SMDH…
    
    Where the fuck is someone gonna swim in Langley?
    
    Find me one beach or lake…
    
    We might have a swimming hole or two along the Fraser River, but you literally get AIDS and cancer and Surrey disease if you try that shit.

    
    It's a kiddie pool in a backyard or something lol
    
    

    Originally posted by gadzooks One dude from my high school was actually one of the six… He legit wasn't even a gangster or anything, just a standersby.
    
    In fact, there was also a fire place repair dude that was just doing maintenance and got capped as well.
    
    Fucking tragic shit.

    
    Fuck that's wild
12. 2019-07-26 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #32
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I checked a Ken doll (also Barbie) when I was young. I remember being slightly bemused at the time that there was nothing at all there. I was like, well, that's no good, is it!?

    
    were you trying to use it to tell a story ?
13. 2019-07-26 at 6:19 PM UTC

    #33
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny were you trying to use it to tell a story ?

    
    I was going to make them copulate.
14. 2019-07-26 at 6:26 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I was going to make them copulate.

    
    nothing wrong with that
    
    i have a life size barbie that i sometimes mate with
15. 2019-07-27 at 4:49 PM UTC

    #35
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I was going to make them copulate.

    
    to tell people how you got your bruises.
    
    ???
16. 2019-07-27 at 6:30 PM UTC

    #36
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny to tell people how you got your bruises.
    
    ???

    
    Quiet, pedo.