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SHOULD I BUY THIS COUCH FROM GOODWILL FOR MY NEW APARTMENT?

  1. #61
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    I can already tell this was in a Frat house and given to goodwill during the summer break. You can however get some decent deals in May at the end of the month. look on craiglist or some shit. or just drive around a large campus town and you will find shit for free. I saw a really cool glass computer desk. "For Free" out on the driveway and had some rideshare people. Came back.. that shit was gone. You have to jump on shit quickly. People grab free shit then sell it online.

  2. #62
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Also, Projectors are really cheap, Fona. Get a "pocket" one. I even saw a 4k projector for like 300 bucks on amazon.

    they're no longer bulbs you have to change out (and cost like 200 bucks) but rather they have LED and even Laser ones are coming out (hell of expensive- as of now they're exclusively being used in theaters. 4 and 6k)

    You just need to purchase a nice 120 inch wall screen or find the proper paint. put a curtain around it like a professional movie theater. pimp your house out. that couch looks like vegas carpeting. get a throw rug that matches it's theme or colors.

    get a bad ass driftwood coffee table. They're old 70s just like that couch looks.

    make it a theater den. you can even tinychat your password protected "friends" on drunk night.


    do your girlfriend slop over the backrest and do her doggy?
  3. #63
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I love thy couch. It's comfy. The one section is big enough for Shell and I to cuddle on and I got the guy at goodwill to throw in the throw pillows which was easily a $200 value each, which means I got a $8400 couch for 80 bucks. I saved $8320 just by knowing what I was looking at.
    You all wish you had my couch.

    This is an $8400 Sectional> What you have is an $80 piece of ugly used furniture.

  4. #64
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    that was mean as fuck. it matches the spanish colonial fireplace I saw. so I say get some Spanish style tile with paintings on them and make wall ornaments out of them.

    get some real plants. like ivy and hang them from the ceiling.. they bring in a little bit of fresh oxygen.

    get the ivy to grow around hooks you hang across the ceiling .. they take off.
  5. #65
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    The only redeeming quality that thing he bought has is when he sits on in his skid mark filed crusty shorts the shit stains he leaves on will pretty much match the pattern of the fabric.
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  6. #66
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    It looks like it would be a good stoners couch. it probably was. that or the frat-boys enjoyed some "Sock on the doornob" time.
  7. #67
    The workers steal all the good stuff
  8. #68
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano The workers steal all the good stuff

    you mean campus custodial guys?


    hey it's a perk. first one in, amirite
  9. #69
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    That couch is hideous
  10. #70
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That couch is almost as ugly as the flat chested bitch.

    she's got a flat ass also
  11. #71
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby dont forget the fat ass
    FTFY
  12. #72
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian This is true but I'm really drawn to buying a couch for £1300. It will last years but then I feel like the Narrator at the start of Fight Club.

    We shouldn't feel guilty for what we buy, it can be easily wasted on something else, e.g. Drugs. Maybe it's just not getting caught up in the maelstrom of buying everything.

    I always get buyers remorse. I'v returned shit then that feels bad as well.

    but buy stuff with money you put aside and make it non-existent so when you use it for that thing you really feel you need wont show up in your bank accounts.

    collateral throw away?
  13. #73
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    since fona has got his new place and new couch he actually doesn't look too happy these days. He kinda looks frothy and is personally attacking me saying I look like I've been crying when you can see whats really going on thru his eyes.
  14. #74
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    I think it looks and feels great. Its not the best couch I ever sat on but me and shell both fell asleep on it last night watching tv.
    And where ya going to find such a unique couch now a days?
    All you find anymore is the same dumb looking shit.
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  15. #75
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Jeeeeeeeeeeeeert!
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  16. #76
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    I think it looks and feels great. Its not the best couch I ever sat on but me and shell both fell asleep on it last night watching tv.
    And where ya going to find such a unique couch now a days?
    All you find anymore is the same dumb looking shit.

    Is that a painting of a king?
  17. #77
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    It's very retro, Fona

    dont let these cunts fuck with you. That's my Job

    just messing

    I like that painting of the king. sup with that. That's a conversation piece on its own
  18. #78
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Is that a painting of a king?

    King louie the 8th or Charles the 8th or whatever the fuck his psychotic name was

    married and beheaded one wife after another and placed their heads on the fence
  19. #79
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Its a painting of me.
    Cost me about $1200
  20. #80
    Pffft
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