I was walking thru the park this morning and I saw a squirrel in the tree barking at me and I was like "sup squirrel" and he was "hey!" and went went to the trash can and pulled out a piece of pizza.. or some kinda snack and ran away.. He's so free he just sleeps in a tree and runs around get some squirrel pussssaaaaay.. that or if its a woman squirrel getting mounted. eating nuts.
there was one time i went to the capitol here in town as a kid with my parents and handed one a piece of bread the squirrel came up to me and bit my little finger and yanked the bread away from me and ran away. lol
but yeah I live around a bunch of squirrels and it was terrible one day I was walking down the street about to go meet someone i'd love to meet and there were all these dead squirrel bodies in the road and cars were coming and hitting them and their lil bodies were just flying up in the air. I crossed to the other side of the st and took a detour because I didn't want a squirrel carcass hitting me in the face.
I found exwife #1 once crying in the back yard cradling a dying squirrel. I looked at it and it was laying there in her hands frothing at the mouth.
I suggest she was a fucking dumbass and to put it down immediately as it might have rabies. She got mad and screamed "it fell out of the tree! I'm going to hold it till it passes I don't want it to die alone"
I said it probably fell out of the tree because it had rabies and it wouldn't be dying alone if it bit her.
I went inside and made a pot of tea.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I found exwife #1 once crying in the back yard cradling a dying squirrel. I looked at it and it was laying there in her hands frothing at the mouth.
I suggest she was a fucking dumbass and to put it down immediately as it might have rabies. She got mad and screamed "it fell out of the tree! I'm going to hold it till it passes I don't want it to die alone"
I said it probably fell out of the tree because it had rabies and it wouldn't be dying alone if it bit her.
I went inside and made a pot of tea.
when I was a kid my beagle chomped on a squirrel and my dad took out a pellet gun to kill the squirrel since it looked in bad shape and the pellets just lodged in his head.. my mom ent up feeding it sugar water (I'm tired i forgot what the word for sugar water is.. glucose?) anyways the thing would run in circles because its back was broken or something, it eventually got better and she let it free and my dog chomped on it again finally killing it..
and what does a pot of tea have to do with anything? That you're that immature you had to make it a point that you don't give a fuck about your wife? you're fucking trash dude
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
and what does a pot of tea have to do with anything? That you're that immature you had to make it a point that you don't give a fuck about your wife? you're fucking trash dude
I'd argue making pots of tea is a very mature thing and not immature at all.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I found exwife #1 once crying in the back yard cradling a dying squirrel. I looked at it and it was laying there in her hands frothing at the mouth.
I suggest she was a fucking dumbass and to put it down immediately as it might have rabies. She got mad and screamed "it fell out of the tree! I'm going to hold it till it passes I don't want it to die alone"
I said it probably fell out of the tree because it had rabies and it wouldn't be dying alone if it bit her.
I went inside and made a pot of tea.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
when I was a kid my beagle chomped on a squirrel and my dad took out a pellet gun to kill the squirrel since it looked in bad shape and the pellets just lodged in his head.. my mom ent up feeding it sugar water (I'm tired i forgot what the word for sugar water is.. glucose?) anyways the thing would run in circles because its back was broken or something, it eventually got better and she let it free and my dog chomped on it again finally killing it..
and what does a pot of tea have to do with anything? That you're that immature you had to make it a point that you don't give a fuck about your wife? you're fucking trash dude
Ease down tiger.... Of course he cared about his wife... his point was that she was being really stupid right there. He told her how dumb it was and what she was risking... and she decided to do it anyway. Personal responsibility...was He supposed to yank her off, and assault her? Wtf?
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they used to come right up to my window looking for food and knock on my balcony door like they were mobsters that wanted their money except it was peanuts
Originally posted by Ghost
they used to come right up to my window looking for food and knock on my balcony door like they were mobsters that wanted their money except it was peanuts
What coons or raccoons?...or squirrels?...or all 3?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I found exwife #1 once crying in the back yard cradling a dying squirrel. I looked at it and it was laying there in her hands frothing at the mouth.
I suggest she was a fucking dumbass and to put it down immediately as it might have rabies. She got mad and screamed "it fell out of the tree! I'm going to hold it till it passes I don't want it to die alone"
I said it probably fell out of the tree because it had rabies and it wouldn't be dying alone if it bit her.
I went inside and made a pot of tea.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
It was very sequitur, I knew she'd need a nice cup of tea after all the trauma and heartbreak.
Google the relaxing properties of tea.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Another time when I hadn't been in the US long she was in the back yard and shouted to me in the house "Quick! there's a coon in the yard"
I looked around quickly for a weapon of some type and then ran out ready to attack the trespassing coon.
..turned out to be a raccoon she wanted me to see, not a black person.
