druk

1. 2019-07-25 at 9:29 AM UTC

   #21
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Besides fruit...
2. 2019-07-25 at 9:31 AM UTC

   #22
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I feel like fruist is an easy answer.
   
   I mean, there are like two or three apple/peach looking motherfuckers in the fridge right now, but I need something into whomst'dve I can fit an entire penis.
   
   Like a....
   
   What about two bananas together?
   
   Like, just kinda hold em together and slather lube (cupboard-lube or sex lube, whatevs), and just fuck that?
   
   I feel like it might work.
3. 2019-07-25 at 9:32 AM UTC

   #23
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Two bananas would be kinda like pussy lips...
   
   In a weird kinda sorta kinda way.
4. 2019-07-25 at 9:33 AM UTC

   #24
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'd fuck a pineaple two if the mood was right.
5. 2019-07-25 at 9:33 AM UTC

   #25
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by gadzooks I'd fuck a pineaple two if the mood was right.

   
   The inside only tho.
   
   I'm NOT some kinda perv.
6. 2019-07-25 at 9:35 AM UTC

   #26
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by gadzooks I'm NOT some kinda perv.

   
   Had to edit that.
   
   One day my progeny may google my name, and through what they find, might google other names, and eventually winde up here.
   
   And if they see me talking of fucking produce and such, and see no mention of NOT being some kinda perv... the family legacy will be destroyed.
   
   I value said legacy.
   
   That of my name and heritage, though, not that of fucking pineapples and such.
7. 2019-07-25 at 9:41 AM UTC

   #27
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'mma use this thread righte here as my live journal...
   
   You ever just post shit?
   
   I'm doing that now.
8. 2019-07-25 at 9:43 AM UTC

   #28
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Sick of this house right now.
   
   Fucking stuck watching reruns of Law and Order: SVU because it's the ONLY DAMN SHOW I HAVE ARCHIVED ON MY PORTABLT HARD DRIVE...
   
   If I have to hear "DUN DUN... DA DA DA DA DUN DUN DA DA... SAXOPHONE SHIT... ETC..." even one more time, I may lose it.
   
   Like every morning... rape... every night... rape... every afternoon... rape...
   
   OKAY, Enough about my fantasies, what about the rest of y'all?
9. 2019-07-25 at 9:52 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks Sick of this house right now.
   
   Fucking stuck watching reruns of Law and Order: SVU because it's the ONLY DAMN SHOW I HAVE ARCHIVED ON MY PORTABLT HARD DRIVE…
   
   If I have to hear "DUN DUN… DA DA DA DA DUN DUN DA DA… SAXOPHONE SHIT… ETC…" even one more time, I may lose it.

   
   I can't imagine a worse hell
10. 2019-07-25 at 9:53 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks what physical household product has the clostest consistency to a vagina.

    
    A thawed chicken?
11. 2019-07-25 at 9:58 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Ghost A thawed chicken?

    
    is that a household product? i don’t freeze them
    
    when i need a fresh chicken i just unchain one of my coons to bring me one
12. 2019-07-25 at 10:19 AM UTC

    #32
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    drecc
13. 2019-07-25 at 10:21 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    m9 where you from aldra?
14. 2019-07-25 at 10:22 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Try some thawed out Hamburg meat🤓
15. 2019-07-25 at 10:22 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    He's from Tonga
16. 2019-07-25 at 10:37 AM UTC

    #36
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Grylls m9 where you from aldra?

    
    aus vegas
17. 2019-07-25 at 11:22 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How much does a skyline GTR cost there
18. 2019-07-25 at 11:29 AM UTC

    #38
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/nissan/skyline/gt-r-badge/
    
    didn't know they were that expensive
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2019-07-25 at 12:03 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Damn, and I thought the 25-60k they wanted for them in the states was ridiculous