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2019-07-24 at 12:22 AM UTCHow excited I am... The unknown stimulates me.
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2019-07-24 at 1:06 AM UTC
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2019-07-24 at 1:06 AM UTC*tokes*
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2019-07-24 at 1:11 AM UTCFolks, Chin up, chest out!
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2019-07-24 at 1:47 AM UTC
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2019-07-24 at 2:20 AM UTCI’m a gud kid
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2019-07-24 at 5:44 AM UTCEarlier today I was at the store and I saw a kid asking for change to push peoples carts back
I gave him a dollar just because
And tonight when I went to get some weed , they told me I’m good when I went to hand the money
I was just like huh lol they were like you’re straight .. you always shop with us
I believe that’s called Karma ladies and gentleman
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2019-07-24 at 1:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein Earlier today I was at the store and I saw a kid asking for change to push peoples carts back
I gave him a dollar just because
And tonight when I went to get some weed , they told me I’m good when I went to hand the money
I was just like huh lol they were like you’re straight .. you always shop with us
I believe that’s called Karma ladies and gentleman
Karma ❤️
I used to cash my check at a big sports bar that offered a paycheck cashing "service". As an incentive they gave you a scratch off card that typically surrendered a free beer and hot dog. The top prize was $500. One week while on my way to cash my check I caught the red light at the bottom of the off ramp from freeway right next to the bar. While waiting I saw an old man with a sign sitting in the hot sun panhandling. I rolled down my window, mentioned him over, and handed him all the cash I had on me, a $5 bill. Ten minutes later I was sitting at the bar with a smile and $500 extra dollars in my pocket. Karma for the win. -
2019-07-24 at 1:12 PM UTCI thought Karma was a bitch...these last couple of stories seem to dispute that.
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2019-07-24 at 1:14 PM UTC
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2019-07-24 at 3:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker I used to cash my check at a big sports bar that offered a paycheck cashing "service". As an incentive they gave you a scratch off card that typically surrendered a free beer and hot dog. The top prize was $500. One week while on my way to cash my check I caught the red light at the bottom of the off ramp from freeway right next to the bar. While waiting I saw an old man with a sign sitting in the hot sun panhandling. I rolled down my window, mentioned him over, and handed him all the cash I had on me, a $5 bill. Ten minutes later I was sitting at the bar with a smile and $500 extra dollars in my pocket. Karma for the win.
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2019-07-24 at 9:39 PM UTCHallelujah, I'm a freak
I'm a freak, hallelujah
Every day of the week I'ma do ya
Like I want to
I'm a Nile Cro’codile, a Piranha 🙂
Oh my God, she got the power
Oh, look at her, she got the power!
So-so, so don't fuck with my freedom
I came back to get me some
I'm nasty, I'm evil
Must be something in the water or that I'm my mother's daughter
Don't fuck with my freedom
I came back to get me some
I'm nasty, I'm evil
Must be something in the water or that I'm my mother's daughter
So, back up, back up, back up, back up, boy, ooh
Back up, back up, back up, back up, boy, ooh!
Hallelujah, I'm a witch
I'm a witch, hallelujah
Swish swish, I'm a three-point shooter
I blow through ya 💨
Like a hot wind out in the bayou, ya
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Oh my God, she got the power!!!
Well, look at her, she got the power!
Don't fuck with my freedom
I came back to get me some
I'm nasty, I'm evil
Must be something in the water or that I'm my mother's daughter
Don't fuck with my freedom
I came back to get me some
I'm nasty, I'm evil
Must be something in the water or that I'm my mother's daughter
😈
So, back up, back up, back up, back up, boy, ooh
Back up, back up, back up, back up, boy, ooh
Back up, back up, back up, back up, boy, ooh
Back up, back up, back up, back up, boy, ooh
My mama always told me that I'd make it
That I'd make it, so I made it
I put my back into and my heart in it
So I did it, yeah, I did it
My mamma always told me that I'd make it
That I'd make it, so I made it
I put my back into and my heart in it
So I did it, yeah, I did it
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Don't fuck with my freedom
I came back to get me some
I'm nasty, I'm evil
Must be something in the water or that
I'm my mother's daughter
Don't fuck with my freedom
Oh my God, oh my God
Don't fuck with my freedom
Oh my God, oh my God
Don't fuck with my freedom
Oh my God, oh my God
Don't fuck with my freedom
Oh my God, oh my God
Swish swish, motherfucker❤️🤭
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2019-07-24 at 9:43 PM UTCI’m a paradox
*tokes*
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2019-07-24 at 10:53 PM UTCOmg! She’s got the POWEERRRR!❤️💥
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2019-07-25 at 1:15 AM UTC
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2019-07-25 at 10:33 AM UTCI’ve gotta work today, then the surgeon tomorrow. Getting nervous😞
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2019-07-25 at 3:38 PM UTC
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2019-07-25 at 5:02 PM UTCThank you❤️
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2019-07-25 at 10:49 PM UTCtfw you get home and your bf handled yard shit and then took you for tacos and beer and then fed you a gummy ♡
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2019-07-25 at 10:55 PM UTCRight now I feel like I am on the verge of really good idea or that I am about to fart. I'm not quite sure which it is yet but I let everyone know how it comes out.