2019-03-30 at 1:40 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
So as a result of my recent and temporary transient roommate, I have made acquaintance with a young woman (20) who is the very embodiment of a sex-offense-surprise.
She's cute, sexually adventurous and open minded, fun to hang out with, and so on.
But she is always on some combination of drugs (and alcohol), and will even go to great lengths to gain access to my benzodiazepine stash.
Out of common courtesy, I'll let her take a half a bar of Xanax if she seems lucid enough. But she can be a tricky little vixen - I've caught her before with her hands right in the cookie jar. I noticed she took a valium (I told her already they're off limit cuz they're my personal faves).
She went to put it back, but I told her it's already got her cooties so whatever.
Then, as the night progresses, she becomes less and less subtle with her lust signal campaigns.
"I want it in my ass right now."
"I've never squirted from sex. Bet you couldn't do it."
"I'm wearing three pairs of yoga pants, but still feel how thin they are...". *proceeds to guide my hands for confirmation*.
Etc.
Like, I've slept with MANY intoxicated women before. But only if I'm more or less on the same level.
Alcohol and benzos are like the ingredients in a Cosbytov Cocktail. All it takes is a single source of heat to irreperably blow everything the fuck up.
What should i (or even can I) do to protect myself from one day waking up to a tweet mob of #MeToo activists?
This shit isn't standard S&A problems. I might need to prepare some kind of MeToo Prenup contract.
2019-03-30 at 1:52 AM UTC
What's your reaction to her saying she wants it in the ass?
Lol. Must be awkward. Just.... just fuck her, dude. Wut.
2019-03-30 at 2:48 AM UTC
I feel that you don't want to hear it, but this sounds like she's madly in love with your drugs and you're a great means to that end.
Be careful.
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2019-03-30 at 2:51 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
yeah just tell her you'll fuck that asshole up and give her what she "requires" like all good little whores do. you'll be fine bud.
2019-03-30 at 7:40 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Finally fell asleep...
It was only for a couple of hours, but it was the only sleep I got all week.
I woke up with a bit more clarity.
I had experienced a momentary lapse of reason, most likely induced by severe sleep deprivation.
I somehow naively forgot the most fundamental axiom of dating:
"She breathes, therefore, she is T H O T."
- Descartes.
2019-03-30 at 7:41 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
why are there no pictures in this thread
2019-03-30 at 7:48 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I feel like I can't help you because I can't properly visualise your situation though
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2019-03-30 at 7:49 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
PS. that image search mostly just gets me a bunch of unappealing negresses and Alinity for some reason
2019-03-30 at 10:07 AM UTC
So now you gonna give her your drugs without hitting it? I don't get it.
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2019-07-23 at 4:15 AM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
wtf is this my muse?
i dunno, my lady friend hooks me up tho.
2019-07-23 at 4:49 AM UTC
Violence is always an option
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2019-07-23 at 4:54 AM UTC
You said it best lil bromo
2019-07-23 at 4:57 AM UTC
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2019-07-23 at 6:27 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I think you're way over-complicating the situation. Women are not a math problem. You just go with whatever.
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