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  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, he Got out of his car in Louisiana; and autographed a yard sign.👍❤
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    he rides the subway like a regular poor person and gives up his seat for people
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    His dozen or so Hollywood box office hits may have made him IRL famous, but recent buzz on Reddit seems to have made him Internet famous.

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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Keanu Reeves is an MKULTRA'd media puppet working for the mossad
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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Folks, Matt would certainly play a John to his Wick.
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    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, he Got out of his car in Louisiana; and autographed a yard sign.👍❤

    Isn't that vandalism.
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Folks, Matt would certainly play a John to his Wick.

    😂
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    He was sooo hot in Speed.
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee He was sooo hot in Speedos.
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  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Isn't that vandalism.

    I think they put it out for him purposely, to sign.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Keanu Reeves is an MKULTRA'd media puppet working for the mossad

    Who isn't?
  12. #12
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee He was sooo hot in Speed.

    I've not seen that but will watch for it. He definitely was bad ass in the John Wick movies
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by itybit I've not seen that but will watch for it. He definitely was bad ass in the John Wick movies

    are you aware speed is like 20 years old
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Yeah he's well fit (no homo).

    I love his Altruism and personality. Guy's been a dealt a shit hand but played his cards right. Still born baby, bird died in a car crash, both his mum and sister dead to cancer, offered to be a carpenter and help build the set on The Matrix, met a guy working there who had financial troubles, gave him $20,000. Donated his pay cheque for the The first matrix film to charity.


    Fucking-legend.
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  15. #15
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by Grylls are you aware speed is like 20 years old

    Yeah, but I'm sure it'll be rerun on TV at some point
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by itybit Yeah, but I'm sure it'll be rerun on TV at some point

    lol seriously are you just gonna wait until it comes on tv?
  17. #17
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    sure why not
  18. #18
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    fagget
  19. #19
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    No
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    sry
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