My bromoe called me on the phone this morning which woke me up, he told me that hes excited to go to the rodEYo this weekend. Then he text me a picture of his roof which is just in tar paper right now and said hes about to "go full Mexican on that fucking roof". Also, apparently Manny Pacqio is going to "smash that toad" tonight on PPV.
Even though my ringtone is wicked annoying I'm really glad I got woken up. I might always be a blue collar but as a kid I had dreams and aspirations growing up ( I HATE EVERYDAY OF MY G*D D*AMN LIFE ), the truth is I wasn't a bad kid but somehow I fell into the wrong croud and ended up doing 17 months in CYA. The special victims unit is tasked with rescuing these damsels, these are their stories.
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