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If you were only allowed to have a womans job, what would your choice be?

  1. #1
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I'd pick secretary/receptionist. It sounds nice. Otherwise maybe a murse but thats too hard for me, unless maybe I could get away with sneak drinking on the job.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Model
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Elevator operator.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    a crack whore
  5. #5
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    eWhore


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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    An eWhore that does crack


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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I know this woman who is studying to be an elevator operator. I told her the job has a lot of ups and downs, but regardless, she seems pretty determined.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Child model

    I want to be the little girl
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ghost Child model

    I want to be the little girl

    lol I was buying pants for work the other day banana republic and the lady came in with her two brats and they were just touching everything and pulling things off the rack like kids do and I smiled and winked at their mom and said "some peoples kids.." and she started laughing and her daughter said to me "you look like one of the guys in the posters" (i think she was low key calling me a fag) and her mom started laughing saying "I think she's calling you a model" we laughed again

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol I was buying pants for work the other day banana republic and the lady came in with her two brats and they were just touching everything and pulling things off the rack like kids do and I smiled and winked at their mom and said "some peoples kids.." and she started laughing and her daughter said to me "you look like one of the guys in the posters" and her mom started laughing saying "I think she's calling you a model" we laughed again



    her daughter was referring to the faces of meth poster outside
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls her daughter was referring to the faces of meth poster outside

    no she pointed to the poster in the store, and yeah I've used a bunch of meth befoe but I actually have nice teeth and am kinda cute
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no she pointed to the poster in the store, and yeah I've used a bunch of meth befoe but I actually have nice teeth and am kinda cute

    no your not


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    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick I'd pick secretary/receptionist. It sounds nice. Otherwise maybe a murse but thats too hard for me, unless maybe I could get away with sneak drinking on the job.

    I like how everything you mentioned isn't exclusive to women.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lesbian pornstar


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  15. #15
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Lactating breast milk seller and "womb-for-renter".

    Spit out a kid every few years and live off the milk until dried up.

    Lather, rinse, repeat.
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