For all of you feckless fucks without a home.

1. 2019-07-19 at 11:39 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   Who will be beating off under a bridge, in a tent, under some newspaper on a park bench, whatever, with your cell phone in one and and your prick in the other you can now use both hands on your phone.
   
   
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2. 2019-07-19 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #2
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   I prefer good ol fashioned fucking, 10 different ways.
3. 2019-07-19 at 11:53 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   Ordering.